the durndit talk like a billhilly thread, yeehaw~!

[agentorange]

Q - Name the four seasons.
A - Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.

[Powerhouse]

I thoughted that durin my visit to the city that I was-a fittin in real well. Nobody coulda known I was not a townie... until I wents to the moving picture show and durn an explosion scene on the big screen... my seat started vibratin...







...n I yelled "EARTHQUAKE!!!". :(

[Emily]

Do You Want Fries With That
by Tim McGraw


I thought that was your voice
I thought that was my car
Now we ain't ever met before
But I know who you are
You're living in my house
And I'm living in a tent
And don't laugh, this second job of mine
Is paying both our rents
You're out here buying Happy Meals
And I'm eating rice and pintos
You so much as crack a smile at me, man
I'll come through this here window

Well you took my wife
And you took my kids
And you took that life
That I used to live
My pride, the pool, the boat, my tools, my dreams, the dog, the cat
Yeah I think that's just about everything
Oh I almost forgot
Do you want fries with that?

Your ketchup's in the bag
And her cheque is in the mail
I hope your chicken's raw inside
And I hope your bun is stale
I'm supposed to tell you
"Please come back"
But how bout this instead?
I hope you both choke on a pickle
Man, that would tickle me to death
I don't know what you're waiting on
You're holding up the line
Oh man, you ain't got no change coming back
Are you out of your mind?

Well you took my wife
And you took my kids
And you took that life
That I used to live
My pride, the pool, the boat, my tools, my dreams, the dog, the cat
Yeah I think that's all there is
Do you want fries with that?

Well you took my wife
And you took my kids
And you stole the life
That I used to live
My pride, the pool, the boat, my tools, my dreams, the dog, the cat
Yeah I guess that about covers it
Do you want fries with that?

(note: I can't wait 'till the video comes out for this one! :D )

[GammaWaif]

Use The Dialectizer (http://rinkworks.com/dialect/) and your hillbilly lingo will be quick and easy!

ah sure hope nobody minds mah addin' a cheatin' website into th' mix. Some of us isn't clevah inough t'wawk this hyar redneck talk all by our lonesomes.

[Emily]

Oh mah gosh, this hyar is so funny! Fry mah hide! ah love it. I'll hafta play aroun' wif some of t'other dialecks. :D

[GammaWaif]

Pewsonawwy, I find the Ewmew Fudd diawect pawticuwawwy amusing. But I'm an owd Wawnew Bwothews fan, fwom way back. Bugs Bunny is my pewsonaw hewo!

[agentorange]

I love dat site! Right on! Now it's time fo' funny picture dread. Rap me some mo'e hillbilly! Right on!

[Eriu]

Now, ya'll ain't makin fun of us hillbillies are yous?

:1neko6:

[Heartland]

Dagnabbit! I never even saw this thread afore.

[agentorange]

What it is, mama!

[FLvamp]

Hee!

Original: Oh my! The possibilities of this amazingly clever tool are enormous! What one could do with this loverly little tool just boggles the mind.

Redneck: Oh mah! Fry mah hide! Th' postibilities of this hyar amazin'ly clevah tool is eno'mous! Whut in tarnation one c'd does wif this hyar lovahly li'l tool jest boggles th' mind, cuss it all t' tarnation.

Elmer Fudd: Oh my! De possibiwities of this amazingwy cwevew toow awe enowmous! What one couwd do wif this wovewwy wittwe toow just boggwes the mind.

Pig Latin: Ohyay ymay! Ethay ossibilitiespay ofyay isthay amazinglyyay everclay ooltay areyay enormousyay! Atwhay oneyay ouldcay oday ithway isthay overlylay ittlelay ooltay ustjay ogglesbay ethay indmay.

[Heartland]

:1rotfl2:

What it is, mama! That's gangsta hillbilly for "What's for dinner, Mother?"

[agentorange]

Oh now aint bea you juz sit rot down and dontcha butha yerself with supper we's n day youngins shot us up some mighty fine possum. Sos plop them feet up on thar cushion chair n watch sum good ole western picta shows while we's be cookin up some suthern possum parts breaded n fried in hog rendrins. Yeeee boy! :1rotfl2:

[chynna]

"Lord willin' and the cricks don't rise, I sho do hope to
see that Eifel Tire in Parree sometime."

[Jasmine]

Foursco'e an' seven years ago our Pappys brought fo'th on this hyar continent a noo nashun, cornceived in liberty an' dedicated t'th' proposishun thet all min are created equal, ah reckon. Now we is engaged in a great civil war, testin' whether thet nashun o' enny nashun so cornceived an' so dedicated kin long indure. We is met on a great battlefield of thet war. We haf come t'dedicut a po'shun of it as a final restin' place fo' them who died hyar thet th' nashun might live. This hyar we may, in all propriety does. But in a larger sense, we kinnot dedicut, we kinnot cornsecrate, we kinnot haller this hyar groun'. Th' brave men, livin' an' daid who struggled hyar haf hallered it far above our pore power t'add o' detrack. Th' wo'ld will li'l note no' long remember whut we say hyar, but it kin nevah fo'git whut they did hyar. It is rather fo' us th' livin', we hyar be dedicated t'th' great tax remainin' befo'e us--thet fum these hono'ed daid we take increased devoshun t'thet cuz fo' which they hyar gave th' last full measure of devoshun--thet we hyar highly resolve thet these daid shall not haf died in vain, thet this hyar nashun shall haf a noo birth of freedom, an' thet govment of th' varmints, by th' varmints, fo' th' varmints shall not perish fum th' earth."

[Jasmine]

Foesco'e and seven years ago our faders brought fo'd on dis continent some new nashun, conceived in liberty and dedicated t'de proposishun dat all dudes are created equal. Now we is engaged in some great civil war, testin' wheda' dat nashun o' any nashun so's conceived and so's dedicated kin long endure. We is met on some great battlefield uh dat war. Ah be baaad... We gots mosey on down to dedicate some po'shun uh it as some final restin' place fo' dose who got wasted here dat da damn nashun might live. Dis we may, in all propriety do. 'S coo', bro. But in some larga' sense, we kinnot dedicate, we kinnot consecrate, we kinnot hallow dis ground. De brave men, livin' and wasted who struggled here gots hallowed it far above our poo' powa' to add o' detract. Man! De wo'ld gots'ta little note no' long rememba' whut we say here, but it kin neva' fo'get whut dey dun did here. It be rada' fo' us de livin', we here be dedicated t'de great tax' remainin' befo'e us--dat fum dese hono'ed wasted we snatch increased devoshun t'dat cause fo' which dey here gave da damn last full measho' man uh devoshun--dat we here highly resolve dat dese wasted shall not gots got wasted in vain, dat dis nashun shall gots some new bird uh freedom, and dat guv'ment uh de sucka's, by de sucka's, fo' de sucka's shall not puh'ish fum de eard."

[Jasmine]

Fuoorscure-a und sefee yeers egu oooor fezeers bruooght furt oon thees cunteenent a noo neshun, cunceeefed in leeberty und dedeeceted tu zee prupuseeshun thet ell mee ere-a creeted iqooel. Noo ve-a ere-a ingeged in a greet ceefil ver, testeeng vhezeer thet neshun oor uny neshun su cunceeefed und su dedeeceted cun lung indoore-a. Ve-a ere-a met oon a greet bettleffeeeld ooff thet ver. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Ve-a hefe-a cume-a tu dedeecete-a a purshun ooff it es a feenel resteeng plece-a fur thuse-a vhu deeed here-a thet zee neshun meeght leefe-a. Thees ve-a mey, in ell prupreeety du. Boot in a lerger sense-a, ve-a cunnut dedeecete-a, ve-a cunnut cunsecrete-a, ve-a cunnut helloo thees gruoond. Bork bork bork! Zee brefe-a mee, leefing und deed vhu strooggled here-a hefe-a hellooed it fer ebufe-a oooor puur pooer tu edd oor detrect. Um de hur de hur de hur. Zee vurld veell leettle-a nute-a nur lung remember vhet ve-a sey here-a, boot it cun nefer furget vhet zeey deed here-a. It is rezeer fur us zee leefing, ve-a here-a be-a dedeeceted tu zee greet tesk remeeening beffure-a us--thet frum zeese-a hunured deed ve-a teke-a increesed defushun tu thet coose-a fur vheech zeey here-a gefe-a zee lest fooll meesoore-a ooff defushun--thet ve-a here-a heeghly resulfe-a thet zeese-a deed shell nut hefe-a deeed in feeen, thet thees neshun shell hefe-a a noo burt ooff freedum, und thet gufernment ooff zee peuple-a, by zee peuple-a, fur zee peuple-a shell nut pereesh frum zee iert."

[FLvamp]

Composure ....

Ya'll cum pose yer butts ovah heah in fronnah thif thar Cindyrellers cassamel.