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Powerhouse
08-05-2005, 04:33 PM
http://www.news4jax.com/news/4815844/detail.html


Police: Man's Testicles Locked In Padlock
Man Could Not Remove Lock For Two Weeks

POSTED: 4:02 pm EDT August 5, 2005
UPDATED: 4:15 pm EDT August 5, 2005

BRENTWOOD, N.H. -- Emergency workers helped a New Hampshire man out of a difficult situation over the weekend after a friend apparently locked a padlock around his testicles.

According to the Portsmouth Herald, police reported that the 39-year-old man was intoxicated when they arrived at the scene on July 30 at about 3:40 a.m. The man, who was not identified, told them that he had the padlock around his testicles for two weeks.

The man said that a friend put the lock on while he was drunk and passed out. When he woke up, the friend was gone.

"Never in my 13 years have I seen anything like this," Cpl. H.D. Wood told the Herald.

The man told police that he tried to remove the lock with a hacksaw because the key had broken off in the lock.

He was taken to Exeter Hospital, where a locksmith removed the padlock. He was treated and released, and the hospital said he had no lasting injury.

Police said that they did not know the motive for the incident.


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agentorange
08-05-2005, 04:40 PM
People should always practice with stuffed animals before trying it on themselves
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Happy
08-05-2005, 04:48 PM
The man told police that he tried to remove the lock with a hacksaw because the key had broken off in the lock.

:rolleyes:

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