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rossshow
10-23-2008, 05:22 PM
Why WrestleMania is better than the World Series (http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/sports/wrestling/blog/2008/10/why_wrestlemania_is_better_than_the_world_series.h tml)
I’m a pretty big baseball fan, but I just cannot muster any excitement about a Tampa Bay Rays-Philadelphia Phillies World Series. Yes, the Rays going from worst-to-World Series is impressive, but the lack of marquee names, larger-than-life personalities and a compelling story line have made me a world-weary cynic when it comes to this World Series.
If only the World Series could be more like WrestleMania.

By that, of course, I mean scripted. One of the reasons WrestleMania rarely disappoints is because Vince McMahon and his creative team are pulling the strings to insure star-studded matchups and intriguing story lines.


Imagine if instead of Rays-Phils we had a Red Sox-Dodgers World Series. You’d have Manny Ramirez, Derek Lowe and Nomar Garciaparra facing their former team. Just like a popular babyface turning heel, the three ex-Boston fan favorites would become the enemy. Plus, the Red Sox would once again meet ex-Yankee skipper Joe Torre in the postseason.

How about Red Sox-Cubs? The team that finally ended its curse a few years ago versus the team whose curse continues. And how cool would it be for the two Series venues to be Fenway Park and Wrigley Field?
We also missed out on a Crosstown Classic between the Cubs and White Sox, as well as the Battle of Los Angeles between the Dodgers and Angels.

Like I said earlier, the Rays are a nice Cinderella story. They are the baseball equivalent to CM Punk, but I would not want to see Punk wrestle Kane – who, like the Phillies, is good but not great – in the WrestleMania main event.

It’s not just this year’s World Series that doesn’t measure up to the standard of WrestleMania. I will concede that the Series has produced some memorable moments. Over the past two decades we have seen the Mets’ improbable comeback in 1986, Joe Carter’s walkoff homer in 1993 and Kirk Gibson’s pinch-hit homer off Dennis Eckersley in 1988. During that same span, however, there were a lot more “Wrestlemania moments,” and, I dare say, a number of them were more spectacular than the aforementioned Series highlights.

Take Gibson’s homer for example. Sure, a hobbled Gibson limping to the plate against the nearly unhittable Eck (best nickname ever) was dramatic, but the Dodger slugger coming through on a bum knee does not compare to the gutsy performance put on at WrestleMania in 1998 by Shawn Michaels, who wrestled in the main event against “Stone Cold” Steve Austin despite suffering from several degenerative discs in his back.
Let’s also not forget what Kurt Angle did in the 2003 WrestleMania main event. He had bone spurs touching his badly bruised spinal cord and problems with four vertebrae and two discs. Doctors recommended that he retire. Instead, Angle wrestled a well-worked, physical match against Brock Lesnar.

And then there's Red Sox pitcher Curt Schilling being lauded as a hero in the 2004 Series for pitching well on an injured ankle. A big deal was made over him having a speck of blood on his sock, but if you’re talking about real sanguine drama, nothing beats Austin – who had blood spurting out of a deep gash on his head – refusing to submit while caught in Bret Hart’s Sharpshooter at WrestleMania in 1997.

Now that was a bloody good show. Conversely, this year’s World Series is just anemic.

tabbinosity
10-24-2008, 06:37 AM
Apples and oranges. Where is the writer located? Baltimore? Hey, how 'bout them Orioles?

RESPONSE FROM KEVIN ECK:

And my beloved Orioles are like The Iron Sheik. A world champion 25 years ago, but now a complete laughingstock.

Right.

GO PHILS!

tekobari
10-24-2008, 07:11 AM
As a kid, I used to watch Johnny Valentine (he went from good to evil) and Bruno San Martino (spelling?). I loved it back then! I even went to a live event (my father took me) when I was about six or seven. When I found out it was fake, I was crestfallen.

paleryder
10-24-2008, 07:36 AM
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Death to Amerika! Jihad on the Dodgers and Yankees!!.......

I crush Bruno Sammartino! Sara Pailin needs a veil!!!

GO OPEC!!!!

:1jester:

thebigkahooouna
10-25-2008, 06:19 AM
As a kid, I used to watch Johnny Valentine (he went from good to evil) and Bruno San Martino (spelling?). I loved it back then! I even went to a live event (my father took me) when I was about six or seven. When I found out it was fake, I was crestfallen.


Remember Haystacks Calhoun?

tekobari
10-25-2008, 09:51 AM
OMG, BG, yes I do! You've sent me back a zillion years. Wasn't he massive!

You must be an old guy, as I'm an old bitch. lol

tekobari
10-25-2008, 09:58 AM
BK, you've just reminded me of a great night I had about 20 years ago. I was riding a bus from Carson City to Lake Tahoe really late at night, and there was only one other person on it, a guy who was middling height (5'9" or so) but powerfully built. We started talking, and it turned out he was a Korean vet who'd lost part of his hearing in the war.

He had a hard time finding a job when he got out of the Army, so he ended up being a pro wrestler for a while. His "job" was to be evil and lose most of the time, unless the script called for him to win for a while, then be defeated by a hero. His stories were great! He wrestled during the old "Golden" era, and had a hell of a time, lots of fun. I forget what he was doing now for a living, maybe retired.

A special night.

tekobari
10-25-2008, 09:59 AM
Sorry I called you BG up there.

tabbinosity
10-29-2008, 09:41 PM
I never saw the streets of any town full of celebrants after a WrestleMania event. OTOH, a couple hundred thousand people are partying in the streets of Philadelphia tonight.

Parade's Friday -- y'all come!

(Yup, baseball sure is boring.)

thebigkahooouna
10-30-2008, 06:08 AM
OMG, BG, yes I do! You've sent me back a zillion years. Wasn't he massive!

You must be an old guy, as I'm an old bitch. lol


There was a wrestler name Antonina Rocca who said he insured his legs for $50,000.Now looking back on it,it was all hype.I remember when Haystacks came out he was very tall and he always wore those farmers dungrees with the straps. When I was a kid,I used to think that crap was real,and it was the
only reason I watched it.Now everyone knows its fake,Im not sure why
anyone would watch it.