HMA Is Back!

[hairymonkeyass]

And UNLEASHED! Where are all my little Rostra hags??

:1poison1:


You beeeeotches scared? C'mon Hagpie, I know you have to have some fight left in that crack-whore wore out thing you call a "body"

Let's play. I have missed you

HMA :)

[hairymonkeyass]

I've spent a couple of days browsing the various board, and how you all played Matlock and made 2 + 2 = 5.

:1rotfl2:

Guess what? All those years of Magnum PI shit, you never figured it out. You are ALL fucktards, and actually never will understand any of it, although you will waste 20% of your waking hours trying too. Too abso-fucking-lutely funny.

:1wall:

HMA

[hairymonkeyass]

And Im a master of PI too you panty sniffing haggletoofus's.

:sm124:


If anybody wants to know "more" PM me. Are you Vagisil chickies quaking in your Nazi jack-boots, with the pointy toes, yet? He he he he

HMA

[hairymonkeyass]

Rikki don't lose my number......


Ive PM'd your dried up Vagisil coochie. Please respond (of course once you get done applying creams to your Highness Hagpie) Im patient poster.

HMA

[OrpheusMoon]

HMS you poor delusional twat.
You've nothing to offer but rehashed horseshit.
blah-blah-bland-gossip-copy-paste-but-but-he said/she said of days gone by.

Time to grow up you piteous old prune. The days of dredging shit are all gone.

You're not impressive, you're no more threatening than a pimple, and a simple dose of clorox will help to disinfect your gene pool.

Nothing but the past fueling your sad existence ....

http://youtu.be/mU5Y-URX0V0

[Steamcleaner]

HMS you poor delusional twat.
You've nothing to offer but rehashed horseshit.
blah-blah-bland-gossip-copy-paste-but-but-he said/she said of days gone by.

Time to grow up you piteous old prune. The days of dredging shit are all gone.

You're not impressive, you're no more threatening than a pimple, and a simple dose of clorox will help to disinfect your gene pool.

Nothing but the past fueling your sad existence ....

http://youtu.be/mU5Y-URX0V0

What he said. :111drummer02:

[JavaNoire]

Hello, SC.

[Steamcleaner]

Hi Java! Check your pm. :1th_drum:

[hairymonkeyass]

You tickle me Orifice Moonpie.

Steamcleaner......you might want to use one on your mattress. the CSI blue light semen test went crazy on it.

:1crazy2:

[OrpheusMoon]

You tickle me Orifice Moonpie.


Close to a tickle but no cigar.

Don't swallow to quickly you might gag.

[hairymonkeyass]

Close to a tickle but no cigar.

Don't swallow to quickly you might gag.

How cute. Orifice Fuckpie is making a veiled oral sex joke.

:1crazy2:

[hairymonkeyass]

Close to a tickle but no cigar.

Don't swallow to quickly you might gag.

Thuzzy already told me that her clitty is bigger than your ding-dong. No gagging going on with you stud.

:butt:

[hairymonkeyass]

Steamcleaner......you might want to use one on your mattress. the CSI blue light semen test went crazy on it.

:1crazy2:


I guess steamcleaner didnt get around to getting all that crack whore love juice cleaned outta the mattress. Poor thing.

Maybe you could just burn it, next to those old tires in and jalopy in your backyard?

:sm1141:

[Larry N Moore]

Okay Ross.

[Steamcleaner]

I guess steamcleaner didnt get around to getting all that crack whore love juice cleaned outta the mattress. Poor thing.

Maybe you could just burn it, next to those old tires in and jalopy in your backyard?

:sm1141:

How do you come up with all these great posts? :1clap3:

[hairymonkeyass]

How do you come up with all these great posts? :1clap3:

No time to talk about that. We need that memo pronto! WO needs to be sure your crack-whore mattress has been thoroughly steamcleaner'd so he can masturbate to the idea of all those little zygotes going through the cleaning hose like they go down his throat.

Now, get on it Sister! In triplicate!

:mad:

[Steamcleaner]

I thought you were after Director Skinner, not WO? Don't forget what you came for, or did you already?

:sm1190:

[OrpheusMoon]

Monkeysock is confused.

It's hard word searching out new material, posting repetitive insults, and searching the urban dictionary for new words.

[Dreamy5]

Ok, I've still not figured it out. Sock for whom?

[Steamcleaner]

Ok, I've still not figured it out. Sock for whom?

I haven't figured it out either.

:000000rockinross:

[hairymonkeyass]

Ok, I've still not figured it out. Sock for whom?

The Orifice has no fucking idea either.


:1rotfl2:

[Dreamy5]

Curiouser and curiouser, to quote Alice.

[Steamcleaner]

Curiouser and curiouser, to quote Alice.

You must be mad, or you wouldn't have come here, to quote the cat.

:sm1214:

[Dreamy5]

I love it! And there is likely much truth to that.

[hairymonkeyass]

Damn, things sure are going well around here.


:1chirol_k

[Steamcleaner]

Hiding down here now hey monkey. Bass Ass Monkey!

:busmoon: