Porn!

[Powerhouse]

Someone said there is porn here!

Where is it?

Did I miss it?

:confused:

[krisinluck]

PG said there was porn, and she would never lie! Although she never did say where it was, either....

[gmsys]

What does the PG stand for ?
parental guidance?

[sadie999]

Her screen name is puzzlegoddess.

I can't think of a single interesting thing to add to that. :lol

Peace,
Sadie

[Toy Ranch]

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=porn

[bluekazoo]

Do I want to click that link, Toy?

[gmsys]

Her screen name is puzzlegoddess.

I can't think of a single interesting thing to add to that. :lol

Peace,
Sadie

Thanks Sadie :)
That’s what I get for trying to be sarcastic and not totally rude, like I shoulda’ LOL

[Powerhouse]

PG said there was porn, and she would never lie! Although she never did say where it was, either....


Oh, well... If PG said it then it MUST be true... now, where o where would that "porn" be, I wonder???... :1Grover1:

[bluekazoo]

please do not use that smilie casually, k?

I don't want to have to ask you again ...

:1chirol_r

[confusers]

please do not use that smilie casually, k?

I don't want to have to ask you again ...

:1chirol_r

Porn? I likee porn. :1drummer1:

[kim]

link - please...

...(where is she posting - ? - not that i care - just thought - some might like a link)...

[Toy Ranch]

Do I want to click that link, Toy?

It's just a google search for the term "porn". Clicking beyond that is at your risk. ;)

[bluekazoo]

Well us old biddies have to rely on you guys to keep us out of trouble ... those internets are big scary places, yanno ...

thx.

[confusers]

Talking about porn sure brought this thread to a halt. Why is that? :1neko2:

[Therp]

Talking about porn sure brought this thread to a halt. Why is that? :1neko2:No pictures?

[confusers]

Probably. :1neko2:

[Powerhouse]

So... she was LYING ???

:1liar4:

[chynna]

:irollers8

[zeldas]

So... she was LYING ???
Haha
Yes, inbetween creating troll names
and feeding corn to her barnyard friends.http://www.zeldas.com/blinky/stupid.gif

[Powerhouse]

She did lie?...

She lied!!!

Who woulda thunk it...? Puzzle Goddess, lying...

Wow... what a shock....

Puzzle Goddess a liar....

Hm!

[agentorange]

PG HAS TOLD A LIE? SHE HAS OFFENDED? SHE HAS ASSAULTED WITHOUT CAUSE? OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My, has she changed... she used to just stab people she hated in the chest with a dull knife. Now she's improved? Ewwww, I still don't think I much care for her. She is a man, too, in case you didn't know. Her BERGINA TURNED PENIS 3 YEARS AGO!

[peeep]

That's why she was called PizzleG.

[ADMIRAL]

Yo shizzle pizzle .................... :1clap4:

[Powerhouse]

What a shame - Puzzle Goddess is now a known liar...

AND no porn!

What a disappointment.

[agogoboots]

I have an idea. Why don't you go find some ...and masterbate until your dick falls off?

[sadie999]

I have an idea. Why don't you go find some ...and masterbate until your dick falls off?

Poor priss - gettin' all dried up like a bitter school marm.

[KatieP]

It's properly spelled "masturbate."

[sadie999]

KatieP, I do declare! I never thought I'd see you in a porn thread. http://server1.inlandnet.com/~jilittle/biggrin.gif

Peace.

[KatieP]

I only read the thing because I saw that Terri had posted and was wondering about her. :D

[sadie999]

:1rotfl2:

[Heartland]

and masterbate until your dick falls off? That's just an old wives' tale ... they don't really fall off. He might go blind, though. :p

[rossshow]

Jacking all day and all night every day and every night, that will just make a dick get a callous, and get less sensitive.

NOT fall off.

You'd have to be using an electric sander or buffing wheel to make it fall OFF!

[Heartland]

Jacking all day and all night every day and every night, that will just make a dick get a callous, and get less sensitive. And you know this how, exactly? :1both:

[rossshow]

Not personally, I don't. But, it's science. Friction makes a calluos.

[10x]

So now we has gots "science friction!"
LOL

[Heartland]

LOLOL!! :1chirol_r

[sadie999]

"science friction!" :1rotflmao

[oddish]

This is far more knowledge than I ever needed. :1jester:

[Heartland]

Yes, it is. I wonder if a pumice stone would take care of that callous? :1chirol_r

[agentorange]

You can make your dick and balls fall off much like the recommended treatment for hemmerhoids--they tie a rubber band around the protruding veins, and 3 days later they literally do fall off. If you tied a very tight (when it hurts REALLY REALLY bad you'll know you did it right) band around your dick and balls, and left it there for a week (that also means no urinating), the circulation would stop, the skin would rot, and my guess is the entire mass would just fall away. Who wants to try it?

[Heartland]

That's the recommended treatment for hemmorhoids?

I hope I never get any. :2gamecock

[sadie999]

I don't know about 'roids, but it is a method of castration for sheep.

there are a number of techniques that can be used to castrate ram lambs. An elastrator band can be placed around the neck of the lamb's scrotum, with care taken not to place the band of the lamb's rudimentary teats. The scrotum will shrivel up and fall off in two to three weeks. Source (http://www.sheep101.info/201/dockcastrate.html)

:1eek2: http://server1.inlandnet.com/~jilittle/ssheep.gif :1eek2:

[wasabanker]

And to think we just used lopping shears to geld ponies.

[Eriu]

Well, this sure has been an interesting thread!

:1jester: