How a fart in my thong went so terribly wrong~!

[blissmeister]

Oh dear:

How a fart in my thong went so terribly wrong (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5605292416)

check it out.

[rossshow]

Is it art?

[FLvamp]

"Verbal permanosis"

What a great name for a band!

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=permanosis :confused:

[blissmeister]

Is it art?
Extremely so, if framed. :1artist:

[blissmeister]

"Verbal permanosis"

What a great name for a band!

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=permanosis :confused:Verbal permanoisis is a term I use to label those who simply cannot shut up. I'm not sure it would fit a band name, but it does stike a chord, so to speak.

[ADMIRAL]

Verbal permanoisis is a term I use to label those who simply cannot shut up. I'm not sure it would fit a band name, but it does stike a chord, so to speak.

Oh.
You mean bloviating blowhard ................. like Heartburn.

[tekobari]

Was the auction pulled by eBay? I don't get anything but eBay's version of the blue screen of death...

[wasabanker]

Comes up invalid item for me too.

[Eriu]

Oh my...

[Cyber Diva]

Was the auction pulled by eBay? I don't get anything but eBay's version of the blue screen of death...

Oh my, i certainly hope so. That auction, bliss.. shame on you!
:1tantrum: :irollers4

[blissmeister]

Oh Diva, shut your piehole (hehe)


The setting:
I am out one evening at a secluded yet upscale fine dining restaurant with a blind date who I had just met for the first time. After two weeks of chatting with this person online, we both felt the resistance to meet one another had finally escaped us, hence the blind date was set. Prior to meeting each other, I learned many positive qualities about my online friend through our email correspondence. While we both yearned for more than just an online relationship, I personally wanted to fulfill my expectations and shadow myself with the wonderful attributes that I craved on a more physically level.

As scheduled, I arrived at the precise time we had mutually agreed upon. My blind date did as well. We were seated and after perusing les mason menu, we got down to a new phase of our relationship, verbal communication. However, I was immediately turned off by the verbal permanosis which flowed ever so freely from my blind date. Polite as I was, it was too difficult to attempt to get a word in edge-wise. The verbal permanosis started from the time we sat down, through our appetizers, our main course, our desert and right into our final order of coffee. It wouldn't have been so bad had my blind date had various topics, but oh no, my blind date spoke of nothing but some auction site called "ebay", or something like that.



When my blind date ordered another coffee, I would have done anything to get out of this date. I heard that some people who venture on a blind date (which goes wrong) bring along their cellpone and have a friend call it every half hour and if the date is going wrong, the date claims to have received an emergency and has to leave. Unfortunately, I'm not up on taking a cellphone on a blind date. However, I needed to get out of this date and at any cost. The Excuse:

Complaining of an acute unbearable abdominal stomach pain, I buckle forward while clutching my abdomen. It is now evident I have my blind date's full attention. At this point, I excuse myself from the table to employ the washroom facilities. I proceed to the washroom, wash and dry my hands and within a few minutes return to the table with my thong in my hands. As I sit back down at the table, I place my thong (in a slightly open position) onto the white tablecloth and say, "a fart in my thong went so terribly wrong". I have never seen a person run for a door as I did this night, but I am glad the date was finally over.

[agentorange]

So, among eBay's long list of prohibited items: a candy bar inside underwear.

Now I'm craving it, I wish for my very own baby ruth underoos. :1hug1:

[confusers]

Oh my, i certainly hope so. That auction, bliss.. shame on you!
:1tantrum: :irollers4

I agree, Diva. That was disgusting. Blech.

[blissmeister]

Disclaimer:

Prior to listing my item, I carefully examined the policy regarding the listing of such an item. Because my item is new, I am exempt from stating what the policy says I should state had they not been. As a potential bidder, please do not ask for this item to be sent to you (should you win the auction) in any other condition than what it already is. Because there are too many people who are easily disillusioned by the appearance of many things on the site including ebay staff, I will advise that what appears to be a vulgar stain is merely Cadbury Chocolate and in this case, the date's excuse... or art, if you will.

[agentorange]

"confusers" is FOD, and shall be removed from this board as an anonymous slips through the cracks ID if Ross knows what's good for him. Perhaps a little IP match game? FOD, don't be shy you fucked up little troll whore, use your main identity to stalk and harass. Why are you afraid? Fucking worthless loser.

[confusers]

I am not FOD. I followed this link from another board when they were talking about the new R0ss opening up.

[ukbankerboy]

This listing (5605292416) has been removed by eBay or is no longer available.

[Cartman]

Good thing Ross has people around to tell him "what's good for him". I wonder if he will follow instructions?

[Cartman]

http://cartman.ikeras.com/files/ross_show3.gif


(in case anyone forgets whose board this is)

[Cyber Diva]

I am not FOD. I followed this link from another board when they were talking about the new R0ss opening up.

Hi confusers, NOT FOD!
:1bradquac



LOL @ Cartman! :1neko2:

[confusers]

Hello CyberDiva. :1clap: