Rodney(the Bard) Challenges Jon, the 'Dark Hearted Coward'

[JavaNoire]

Does Rodney really want a duel of words with Jon!?!?
He says he does here. (http://p221.ezboard.com/fthebardscoliseumfrm2.showMessageRange?topicID=509 0.topic&start=52&stop=82)

Rodney, your post was such a laugh I feel as though I oughta pay you. Hope, man, that you're too inconsequential to be fucked with. IF he decides to mess with you, it won't be pretty. But it might be fun. You were a fuckin blast last year.

Java

[foptiludrop]

You were a fuckin blast last year.
Yes, ma'am, he was :lol

[JavaNoire]

Hello Fop. Nice seeing you again.

I remember the days of being a tainted dogged bitch hiena ho with much fondness. There is just nobody as gutbusting absurd as Rodney when he tries even a little.

He now claims to have never previously written anything about Jon. Balls! He called Jon a pencil necked mother fucker, a wee dick & 1 or 2 other things. He posted a bash thread about Jon on the UK debate forum...The wrong place for that kinda thing & sure to get poofed by the admins since it violates their board regs.

At the time, Fop, I thought it was incredibly rude of Rodney to post such a thing in direct violation of the rules & spirit of the board. I've come to realize the simple sot is just that boorishly ignorant.

LOVE it too, that Rodney thinks Jon requires a supportive crowd behind him to blast someone he thinks needs it. It's truly pathetic even Rodney could be that obtuse.

I can't count the times Jon has raised fucking hell, with nobody taking his back, & everybody coming back at him. I swear he enjoys it that way at times.

It seems Rodney might be every bit as entertaining as he was last year. Perhaps he's a vintage that only *improves* with age.

If only god was so good, I might believe in the sucker. (doubtful)

[tekobari]

If only god was so good, I might believe in the sucker.i will certainly steal this.

if jon owed me a huge favor, i might consider twisting his arm to fight with rodney, altho' here, not the bard's board. it would be the equivalent of a summer novel--enough meat to keep you interested, but light enough that it's a delicious read without logging you down.

and now having dismayed myself with that absurd metaphor, i'll just go back to reading.

[JavaNoire]

Tek, in the past Rodney has insisted it must be his board or not at all. It's a damned shame if Rodney continues to insist it must be at his board. Ross would be perfect plus.

He might even have new designations for we tainted hienas. What is it Nuke always calls us? SHIT! Now why can't I remember? Allah knows I wept softly (into my pillow) for days. I'm not over it yet. & now banned, as well. How cruel! I only hope I can fight off my tears of pain, sorrow, & (small sob) loss.

[tekobari]

He might even have new designations for we tainted hienas. :jest omg! i completely forgot about that. that's right--our tainted tits!

but java, you spelled hienas wrong, or not wrong enough. i can't recall how rodney did it, but wasn't it worse than that? or is it my tainted memory? :irollers2

[Bard77]

hyenas

[r0ss]

You're BACK! Happy to have you back, Rod.

[Heartland Antiques]

Oh sure, now you decide to spell it correctly, Bard. :irollers2

It was "hienas" and you misspelled it over and over again, so much so that it became a running joke among us. And it was "tainted teats" we had, although tits would be correct if you say "crick" for "creek." :b

Nuke called us "mongrels" first ... until it was pointed out to him by several people that it was a term used by Nazis to describe non-Aryans. Then he changed it to "jackals," which Bard had already been using for awhile.

Such animals we are. Grrrrrrrrrr. Hiss.

[Bard77]

Such animals we are. Grrrrrrrrrr. Hiss.

Ah yes, confession sista, it frees the chained, ladened, and sin ridden soul!

HALLELUJAH



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[Heartland Antiques]

I never trust men in pointy-toed shoes. :lol

[JavaNoire]

Tek, the best(worst?) was when he copied the definition from a dictionary & still misspelled it in the same post.

Jackals! Yes, that's it. I think I'm more wolf than Jackal. Friends think I'm feline, not canine. Hell, I don't object to any of 'em.

Rodney, confession=admission=guilt. How the hell you detected guilt in that statement I can't fathom.
Christ, you fabricate faster than you post. Now that's an impressive feat.

[Bard77]

Christ, you fabricate faster than you post. Now that's an impressive feat.

Thanks, but I'm not Christ, just his humble servant.

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[Heartland Antiques]

Wait a minute, what am I guilty of? Being a hiena? Shoot, I don't feel guilty about that, I'm proud of it. The entire hiena episode was a classic, the likes of which we'll never see again. :neko8

[Caped Crusader DC27]

Poor, poor unAuthor, it seems you've said that I "threatened" to add a "bogus" review of your... book... to Amazon.com.

[Hepburn101]

uh oh. Poisoned teats are permeating this thread.

[Caped Crusader DC27]

Go fucking die, you stupid, bigoted cunt.

[Hepburn101]

:lol

[tekobari]

Go fucking die, you stupid, bigoted cunt.it's good to see you back in the saddle again, cowboy.

[Generally Dynamic]

Bardney, APOLOGIZE to Jon right now. Do you understand?

[peeep]

:lol

[Bard77]

GD

Bardney, APOLOGIZE to Jon right now. Do you understand?


You go blow him if you want GD.

[JavaNoire]

Christ, you fabricate faster than you post. Now that's an impressive feat.
Java

Thanks, but I'm not Christ, just his humble servant.
RodneyDid I say Christ? Damn! That's what I said. My mistake. I meant to say Shit

[Bard77]

:(

[JavaNoire]

Rodney, I'm curious. IF you found what Jon wrote so appalling, (& it was], how disgusted were you over Alan's vicious remarks about Blissmeister's dead mother? What did you say about that? Where did you say it?

[Bard77]

I never heard it! Till now...

My contempt would ride equally deep I assure you.

[Bard77]

Does one justify the other Java?

DO, in fact, two WRONGS make a right?

Where does it end?

When we keep besting the next guys low blow?

[JavaNoire]

Does one justify the other Java?Absolutely not.Where did I state, or even intimate, that is does?

Sandy recently posted what Alan said about Blissmeister's dead mother to show that Alan is not the violated virgin he's acting. What was done *to* Alan, was committed *by* Alan, against another poster sometime ago.

Alan plays as rough & ugly as he cares to without regard for others. When it hits him, he immediately demands limits (as determined & defined by him). Excuse me? I don't think so. Alan crosses all & any boundaries attacking others but then wants to impose limits on what's said to him. That's just too fucking bad. He was an utter fool to take it that far with Jon, but he did.

DO, in fact, two WRONGS make a right?
You think Jon's post was wrong. We disagree there. It was ugly. It was shocking. It was brutal. But it wasn't wrong, IMO, & in fact was necessary. Bullies don't stop. They are stopped, usually by someone willing to bitch slap 'em into next Sunday.

Where does it end?
Where?*shrug*I don't know. Nor do I care. When does it stop? Perhaps it never does. Why should it? These are discussion boards & no more. They're taken far too seriously. Post where you're comfortable, not where you're miserable & conflicted. Do that & you don't need to worry about where or when it stops, or how many wrongs make a right(4.21, I think, but I have to check the math to be certain)

Your own board? Permit only what you care to. There are thousands of boards that don't indulge in, or permit, slamming & feuding. IF that's important to you, then model your board after them & build a community uninterested in fighting.

All the kvetching & whining about the fighting is ridiculous. Steer clear & it's not a problem.