if anyone would know yall sneaky bastards would

[george14toes]

ha ha , um i got banned from a message board for being really really sarcastic annnnnyway i would like to post again to annoy them somemore so how do you go about doing it?? humm i think it must be my ip thats banned i guess cuz ive tried to register with diffrent email addys and it doesnt work.

iiiiiiiiiiii know iiiii know you wanna know what board , its the discovery channel american hotrod board , it appears the employees themselves cant handle my cracks at there awful awful boss

[foptiludrop]

its the discovery channel american hotrod board
:lol

[george14toes]

that show american hotrod really sticks in my craw , the way he treats his employees sheeees it amazes me how on earth he could have ever became sucessful! what brought them over the edge was me making fun of his style they call them boydsters his name is Boyd Coddington iiiii posted that he was working on his first riddler entree and his biggest project yet and the entree name for the car was "the boyd coddsackster built by the biggest dick in the industry ha ha it musta teed someone off i got banned the next day, i may have the record over there for deleted posts ha ha i do believe 90% of my post are gone now ha haaaa ha gees its almost fun to be a rabble rouser

my user name there is redroverredrover

anyone here watch that show??? i myself love watching myth busters

[zeldas]

The discovery channel
:lol


George get a proxy..........

[george14toes]

what exactly is a proxy?

[Toy Ranch]

www.google.com/search?hl=...nonymously (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=how+to+surf+the+web+anonymously)

[george14toes]

ahhhhhhhh
okay

hey everyone look at this racing wreck wow!!!!!!!!
www.big-boys.com/articles...rash1.html (http://www.big-boys.com/articles/japancrash1.html)

[tekobari]

i myself love watching myth busters george, have you ever watched 'bullshit' with penn and teller? it's on hbo saturday nights. check your listings--it's repeated,too. you'd love it if you love myth busters.

you're coocoo, you know that. :neko5

[george14toes]

i wish i had hbo pffffffft i lovvvvve sopranos and oz but never get to see it hummmmm anyone here tape them?? huh huh huh?

[TurtleTrax]

Mythbusters is hysterical!

[foptiludrop]

Penn & Teller's Bullshit is the best, Tek! I've been peeing on public toilet seats for months now :rollin

[Toy Ranch]

But have you been sitting on peed-on toilet seats... that is the question.

[mango man 555]

I watch the show and I think the reson he treats his employes that way is to appeal to the guys who actully have enough money to buy his cars

you think they get that kind of money be good decent bosses ?

or are they SOB's Who identify with the way he treats his peaple ?

so while he may alienate the working man he is admired by the boss class

I do like mythbusters ,

[foptiludrop]

Of course not, Toy; I'm a lady. :b2

[Rawbunzel]

.....and a real lady knows how to hover ever so delicately over the seat so as not to get her derriere soiled. Or she uses an ass gasket.

[Toy Ranch]

.....and a real lady knows how to hover ever so delicately over the seat so as not to get her derriere soiled. Or she uses an ass gasket.

The episode of Bullshit! that Fop was referring to was an expose' of ass gaskets and how pointless and useless they are...

[Rawbunzel]

Oh MY!!!They are useless??

I see I need to be able to watch that Bullshit.:b


So now it will be hover all the time.Poo.How about if you layer the ass gaskets? You know about ten all piled on one another..do you think that might work??Of course you run the risk of plugging the toilet with all that paper but heck..it's not my toilet..:lol


EZ boards have been really dull since the big crash of '05. Thanks for this uplifting thread Georgie.I hope you figure out how to become annonymized so you can go back and play some more...:insane2

[Toy Ranch]

No, the point was that you don't really get germs or catch anything from a toilet seat. Urine contains a lot of ammonia... which is used to CLEAN toilets. You can't catch the clap or hep or anything like that from a toilet. What they did was to take swabs and culture them from people's face, hands, asscrack (the top), toilet seats, and I think kitchen sinks and sponges... and found that toilet seats are about as clean as girls faces and people's ass cracks, but much cleaner than their faces, hands, kitchen sinks, or etc.

So the ass gasket is useless and pointless because it doesn't protect you from anything. You'd be better off taking it home and using it to keep your hands from getting dirty while you clean your kitchen sink... but your bare ass is totally safe while seated on a toilet seat.

[paleryder]

You can't catch the clap or hep or anything like that from a toilet

:lol

[Shadowcat1]

The Cats make a point of watching "Mythbusters". Adam and Jamie have the best jobs.:lol


George: I learned that it ain't hard to rile the moderators on the Discover channel boards.

[TerrorEd]

I think you'll like this n'..... ;)

Don't open this in front o' kids.... :eek

Another Racing Hazard (http://www.unleadedjokes.com/html/Nice-Driving.html)



"iiiii posted that he was working on his first riddler entree and his biggest project yet and the entree name for the car was "the boyd coddsackster built by the biggest dick in the industry ha ha it musta teed someone off i got banned the next day, i may have the record over there for deleted posts ha ha i do believe 90% of my post are gone now ha haaaa ha"

That's priceless! :lol

As far as the Discovery Channel board goes, those mods must have some pretty thin skin. Geeeze....


Ed. :hat

[skylarraye]

the boyd coddsackster built by the biggest dick in the industry

:rollin

[Toy Ranch]

That link is hilarious, Ed. Thanks !

[george14toes]

i second that too ed great site!

[mivona]

from the joke site:

Remind you of anyone? (http://www.unleadedjokes.com/html/Thong-Man.html)

[Toy Ranch]

I really did not need to see Brad's ass, Miv.

:rofl3

[george14toes]

hey hey iam back in business !! post post post

[TurtleTrax]

Remind you of anyone?Now THAT was downright scary! EWWW

[george14toes]

i thought his buttocks looked sublime ha ah

[george14toes]

ohhhhh ohhhh i got a question for yall humm iam still prying and rabble rousing at the american hotrod board on the discovery channel site , now my question is hummm do yall think its news worthy to report that the show is totally scripted?? one of the cars that were restored on american hotrod son is posting on the site and gave some jucie insite on the building of the car and its lies alllllllll lies scripted by the discovery channel !! so is it news that a reality show is totally scripted? btw its confirmed that this is truly his son

[peeep]

<blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>so is it news that a reality show is totally scripted?<hr></blockquote>

I'm stunned, george!

[george14toes]

ha ha should i give you a chair so you can sit down???

[peeep]

I'm staggered! chair, please hurry?<img border=0 src="http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif" />

[peeep]

Hey George, so are you not mad anymore at the way the bossman talks to the working guys?

I got my cherry popped on the reality stuff with the Ozzy show. Ruined tv for me for a day or two.

[tekobari]

george, you cheating on me with this peeep woman? because i swung from more chandeliers than she did. and i will again if you want.

you never offerred me a chair. not even a floor to sit on. :cryhard

[giiglehoot]

I gotta say, I prefer the tuttles.

[george14toes]

ohhh i just built a man hut theres plenty of room for both of yall and i hear grapes are only .99 a pound so make sure you bring plenty

[tekobari]

i'll share. there's enough george for several womenfolk. and we'll all have palm fronds to fan you with.

then we'll count your toes. :jest

[peeep]

<blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>i'll share. there's enough george for several womenfolk. and we'll all have palm fronds to fan you with.

then we'll count your toes. <hr></blockquote>

Tek, there's something wrong with that picture. Might I suggest alittle tweek or two.

I think George should be there to serve us at our pleasure in that woman hut he built for us, ready and willing to fan us with those palm fronds he purchased fresh from the florist. When he's not fanning us, he can feed us those .99 lb grapes he picked up on his way to the woman hut. Then he can massage our weetle feets and toes.

[tekobari]

hmmm, when you write it that way, it does sound like more fun... :both