When is Carl The Cyber-cop Freak Going To Visit The Ross Show

[Bard77]

I'd love to see you all have a shot at this freak!

He makes the most hated folks on the board look like Mother Theresa by comparison. This is one twisted dog. Hide your children and small animals when he appears, Hamsters are not even safe.

He is the Bards enemy, and an enemy to all civilized men.

Beware of this dark demon stilted upon two tiny legs.

http://p221.ezboard.com/fthebardscoliseumfrm2.showMessage?topicID=5959.top ic (http://)

[kim]

something is wrong with your link...

[Bard77]

Thanks ramona, lets try this one...........

http://p221.ezboard.com/fthebardscoliseumfrm2.showMessage?topicID=5959.top ic

[kim]

you're welcome - okay - that one works...

[foptiludrop]

GOOD GOD!!!!!! BARD IS MY REINCARNATED GRANDMOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!
:1rotflmao

[Bard77]

Thanks ramona

These are a few of his known names

Metal Dogman

Happysoulandspirit

Puddingcakes

batanga2893

PLEASE know this dog is a serious predator.

I'm serious, comes across all sweet & light, aLL who know him KNOW better.

Ladies beware! do not accept PM's from this freak!

Ross, thank you for letting this link to the Bards stay, I'm linking to this link from the Bards, to show my appreciation.

I'm very serious about this man, I deem him the most DANGEROUS man on the boards!

[ADMIRAL]

Carl is the poster boy for retroactive birth control ......................... :1kool-aid

[Bard77]

Carl is the poster boy for retroactive birth control ......................... :1kool-aid

Admiral, for ONCE we DO agree!





Fop, I thought you would enjoy that!

:1chirol_r

[kim]

i enjoyed it too...! :lol

[ADMIRAL]

Admiral, for ONCE we DO agree!

Well, that must mean I need to alter my "stance" ....................

[Bard77]

Well, that must mean I need to alter my "stance" ....................

I understand completely.

It violently goes against the grain for me too.

Know that!
&
Know it deep!

(wink icon inserted here)

[Kandi]

Isn't Carl now banned under the happysoulandspirit ID? He is a stalker, I do agree, just like the other Karl.

[Bard77]

Isn't Carl now banned under the happysoulandspirit ID? He is a stalker, I do agree, just like the other Karl.

Globally banned yes!
Correct Blues, yet still posting at this store, as of the 16th under that ID?

http://p202.ezboard.com/fthecarwashfrm11.showMessageRange?topicID=280.topi c&start=101&stop=104

[rca001]

So Bard, if he's so univerally disliked and reviled, why, exactly, are you inviting him here and linking this thread to your board so he can find it more easily?
Thanks for nothing.
rca001

[Bard77]

So Bard, if he's so univerally disliked and reviled, why, exactly, are you inviting him here and linking this thread to your board so he can find it more easily?
Thanks for nothing.
rca001

Youre welcome.

[blissmeister]

If Carl were a member of this board, the administration team would have to create a forum just for/about him. If, by chance, the fucktard does find its way here I would suggest to the admins that they keep it on an extremely short leash.

[ADMIRAL]

So Bard, if he's so univerally disliked and reviled, why, exactly, are you inviting him here and linking this thread to your board so he can find it more easily?
Thanks for nothing.
rca001

rca001,

The answer to your question is ............... Bard is an jackaninny.



Rodney, insert this ..................

http://tinypic.com/apa0xf.jpg


and insert it deep.

[Bard77]

Yeah.Whatever Skipper.

Off you go now, good lad.

[Kandi]

That's gonna hurt.

[Bard77]

"Toys for boys" Blues.
Ain't no thang.

[blissmeister]

Oh my... that looks like something EZjen would use to pleasure herself.

[ADMIRAL]

Yeah.Whatever Skipper.

Off you go now, good lad.

WOW !!!

What snappy reparteé ........ especially coming from a word warrior.


http://tinypic.com/apa7tl.gif Rodney

[Wench]

Admiral:

Jackaninny or Jackanapes?

Of course, freak works just as well for Bard as it does for this Carl fellow.

[Bard77]

Admiral,

Can you give us any other ids or input on Carl?

[FLvamp]

Wench: Excellent avatar!! :1rotfl2:

[toollady]

WOW!

I didn't realize Ross was having a membership drive, complete with a membership coordinator.

He couldn't have selected a better people person than Bradney! :1kiss1:

[Cartman]

Lets not forget that Carl is the new bestest friend of Chopolonsky and Nuke All Braincells.

[rossshow]

How many links to Bard's Board in this thread? Anyone counting?

[toollady]

I count twelve.

Does that mean Bradney gets banned one month for each link?
:1clap8:

[agentorange]

Carl fakes his own death now, with his known sock puppet:
http://www.therossshow.com/showthread.php?p=8223#post8223

How sad. Hit by a turnip truck, wha....?

[Powerhouse]

How many links to Bard's Board in this thread? Anyone counting?

Naw, - but it does make it easier to to locate where the stench is coming from.

:1chirol_r

[Bard77]

Naw, - but it does make it easier to to locate where the stench is coming from.

:1chirol_r

Just can't resist right, "bell-bottom-butt-boy?"




Ross, the answer to the riddle is one link.

[newslady]

How many links to Bard's Board in this thread? Anyone counting?

I didn't until you asked. Now that you have, 14.

[Bard77]

One.
:1rotflmao

[ADMIRAL]

http://www.therossshow.com/showpost.php?p=8055&postcount=22

[Powerhouse]

Just can't resist right, "bell-bottom-butt-boy?"




Ross, the answer to the riddle is one link.


I referred to your piece of shit board AGAIN, ROd - NOT to YOU.
Yet again you refer to me personally.
Apparently you no longer want the truce you once were so desperate for to get me off your back.
Fine - you've ended it now, so don't come crying to me again about how mean I am to you.
The ball is back in play.
GAME ON. :1evil3:

:D

[Bard77]

Mikey

Listen you utter putz, you whine and snivel more than any schoolgirl i ever knew

You prissy fuck, I never even noticed you on my back power-punk, just your incessant whining when Id kick the shit out of your sailor tight bell bottom punk ass,

In retaliation for your needle-dick needling.

You have always been a fence walking fucking hypocrit of the highest order fucknuts.

Peace with you?

Who gives a fuck, you pain in the ass.

Go find a girls board to hang out on again phyco, where they tell you what a handsome lad you are.

Fucking priss.

Go chase hep some more you fuck, girl bashing is more up your alley.

Passive aggressive fuck.

One more question penis inhailer

How come if my board sucks so bad, you always have your jealous ass parked in the gallery jacking off, ??

You have spent more time there than any Ross board member ever!

Go fuck the Admiral matey.

Now since your hard, no this, next time ill be using one liners on you, you you are NOT worth the waste of this many words
So, better go ahead and get off on this post, cus its the longest fucking you'll get from the bard

I got a lot brighter pens to play with than you, you simp.

Dismissed dicklick.

[ADMIRAL]

GAME ON. :1evil3: :D

Rodney has no game.
He is merely a pompous fathead.

[ADMIRAL]

A bloviated pompous fathead.

[Bard77]

Admiral,

After you get done blowing power-puff, answer me this, since I pay little attention to you dress up sailors, Cappy, admiral, general etc etc.

Are you base?

If so I got time for you, perhaps, if not, I got no time for ya dick.

Fuck off, go blow the Pink carnation your mate K?

[Heartland]

There's a whole lotta sex going on in Bard's posts! :D

[ADMIRAL]

Admiral,

After you get done blowing power-puff, answer me this, since I pay little attention to you dress up sailors, Cappy, admiral, general etc etc.

Yeah, we know that you are both mentally and intellectually bereft,
but for someone who claims to pay little attention, you certainly do continue to bloviate.

Are you base?
No.
Are you really the cretinous imbecile you appear to be?

If so I got time for you, perhaps, if not, I got no time for ya dick.

Fuck off, go blow the Pink carnation your mate K?

When is your next "book" being published, "word warrior?"
You make people reconsider the theory of spontaneous generation.

[Bard77]

There's a whole lotta sex going on in Bard's posts! :D


ROTFLMAO

[agentorange]

No Bardney, I am basestealer, Admiral is Admiral and powerhouse is powerhouse. In addition, there's millions of active duty Navy personnel, and many more millions of veterans who would consider your comments on "bell bottom butt boys" and "dicklickers" and "sucking dicks" to be beyond obnoxious, but hey, I'm not the one who has to deal with the karma so have at it!

Oh, there are no generals in the Navy. The equivelant rank for general in the Navy is admiral. Generals can be found in the army, air force, and marines.

[Bard77]

Hey Cappy,

I'll say it once more real slow for ya OK.

If you were base, I was going to thank you for the great lasanga recipee K?

Since youre not, and I don't keep up with sock ids like yours, due to not caring.

Let me just say this,

We are pretty much done,

I have NO time for you anymore K putz?

You may get a fuck off one liner from me now and again,but no more K?

But you feel free to carry on and TRY to make me love and adorn you with my attention.

But alas,

It will not be

bye bye sock.

[Bard77]

Base,

You might do well to deal with your own Karma situation I'm thinking OK? :1clap3:

Nice recipee dude.

[ADMIRAL]

1) The word is recipe, oh great "word warrior."

2) We are done when I decide we are through.

3) For someone who has "NO" time, you certainly do go on and on ............

4) Allow me, you jackaninny ------------ Rodney, fuck off.

5) "Love" and "attention" is what you seek through message boards, you overflowing pail of :1caca:

6) By referring to my ID as a sock, you merely continue to display that you are a nescient dullard.

[Bard77]

Admiral.
Fuck off.
:1barf1:

[ADMIRAL]

Admiral.
Fuck off.
:1barf1:

No, sorry, I cannot.

"Fucking off" is your milieu. :1clap3:

[agentorange]

Just wanted to chime in that admiral has always been admiral, it's not a sock. He's had the admiral ID since he first registered on ezboard.

:1kool-aid

[Bard77]

Just wanted to chime in that admiral has always been admiral, it's not a sock. He's had the admiral ID since he first registered on ezboard.

:1kool-aid

Point taken Base.

Hes not a sock then.

Just a silly dick.

Thanks for the clarification.

Your mother hen love is touching, and shows the real you, seldom revealed.

Kudos to you Base. :)

[Wench]

There's a whole lotta sex going on in Bard's posts! :D


Bet it's the only place any sex is going on as far as Bard is concerned. :D


Admiral, allow me to add some descriptive prose to describe Bard:

Bard is a mumpsimus philosophunculist and an ultracrepidarianist buffoon.

[newslady]

How many links to Bard's Board in this thread? Anyone counting?

Uhm, 22 and counting - including totems.

[kim]

whaaaaaaaaaat is this...!?

"mother hen"...

- animalism...!

:1bradquac

...(take that and that pow pow pow)...

[Bard77]

Sorry ramona.



News, I thought you knew the difference between a link and a sigline, no matter, its good you have enough time on yoour hands to fulfill the role of a good hall monitor, well done.

Im sure next time Ross posts at my board in prolific fashion, you will be sure to come over and count his links to his art as well, right, considering how fair you always are right?

(roll fucking eyes icon inserted here)

I don't need traffic or hits at the Bards News, if you wabnt to bag on me try something NEW for a frigging cgange.

Oh yes, this is where you pop in and say you were just kidding around right?

save it news.

[newslady]

That ^ there would be #23

Dear Mr. Dumbass,

There is no difference between a sigline that takes you to a board when you click on it and an expressed direct link.

Go back and read Ross' question. Oh, I forgot, reading comprehension isn't your greatest attribute. :1fuck2:

[rossshow]

Brad. Just counting. You owe me 25 links to my board, from your board. These are links that I put.

NOT links that YOU put.

Just informing you in advance.

TIA

[Bard77]

newslady,

Fuck off.

You are an ignorant liar and fraud.

[toollady]

Bradney,

Obviously you don't know the difference between a sigline and a hot link.

Does IP know you talk to women like that? No? I didn't think so.

Oh, Don't for get your sign:


:1fuck1:

[newslady]

Brad,

Is that the best you can do? LOL!

Buh-bye birdbrain

:1fuck3:

[Bard77]

Tool,

You aint no woman, you are a rabid stalking fucking dog.K?

If Ross has a problem with my sigline he can say so, not you two fucking fake do gooder stalking dogs,

I have a link to rosses even as we speak with over 3000 hits on it, you got a problem with that too?

I got one last word for you old crones.

shut the fuck up.

You and news have been staking me and looking for a fight for over a year, im done with both you crone fucks.

I wont be back, Till Ross can put a harness on you fucking dogs,


Take a hint, the ross board is changing, and you stupid fucks are just in the way!

Fucking crone dinasaurs.

Hep-stalking dogs.

Ladies?

Not in your best day.

Dogs.

Notice the good typing, I'm not angry at all, just tired of trying to post over here and getting fucked with by the same two tired worn out fucking dogs.

This is my manifesto.


See how many hits you can create for the Ross show news, with your beans and breakfast board, and tools sparkling personality.

And thanks to you two dogs, Rosses link comes down

Now line the fuck up and start your parade of yippees like the fucktards you are.

[newslady]

Don't let the door hit ya in yer old scrawny arse.

[toollady]

Bradney,

That would be Zeta Bitch to you, you shriveled up, dickless wonder.

I guess you won't be back because Ross most certainly won't put a harness on me.

[ADMIRAL]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, what a manifesto.


Please Rodney, an "author" and/or "word warrior" would not make such simple mistakes when they
post their swan song, but, then again, you are a simpleton.

Being insipid, stupid, and incompetent is the natural state for Rodney.

Sometimes people need what only Rodney can provide ----- his absence.

Rodney's "mouth" is a pendulum attached to a very tiny clock.