HEPBURN, Tells some lies, and makes up some other stuff

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[Solar Destroyer]

Yep. Some people just love attention, no matter the type. :both

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A new record?

And I see MEJAYNE is there to protect Hepburn!

[Hepburn101]

There you are Ross. Took a bit of effort, but you popped your raggled head out after all. about fuckin time, bub. And you COULD have thought up a better title than this halfhearted attempt at yellow journalism.

Tell ya what. Tell me and everyone else what I lied about and what "stuff" I made up and that should keep you focused again.

In the meantime......yawn. Next time...dont dawdle. Goodnight, dear.

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Mejayne protects Hepburn's Honor! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[Solar Destroyer]

... and everywhere that Mary went the lamb was sure to go. :rofl4

[Katie Hepburn]

Such a sad life for one of my fans. :(

[agogoboots]

This episode has run longer than I Love Lucy.

[BookMastered]

I kind of liked lucy but I never loved her.

[lol1uk]

Mejayne protects Hepburn's Honor! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!


I didn`t know she had any?

[chococake]

Even reruns get boring after a while.

[Hepburn101]

Mejayne protects Hepburn's Honor! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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I didn`t know she had any?

Least I dont have as furry a face as my dog, lol1uk. Hormones might help. Or a nice sharp razor.

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Jay gives Hepburn a dose of truth.

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Can the truth break through Hepburn's LIES?

[Hepburn101]

Jay is wacko. No thanks for her version of truth...it comes from a bottle.

[Renegade Poster]

Where does your version come from, Hep?

[Hepburn101]

From my bitchy self. Hows about you, goosestepper?

http://members.aol.com/mauimoods/goosestep.jpg

[lol1uk]

Least I dont have as furry a face as my dog, lol1uk. Hormones might help. Or a nice sharp razor.


sticks and stones

[Renegade Poster]

It's the people who are unable to function on a social level that call those who can 'hoop-jumpers', 'goosesteppers', and 'ass-kissers'. It's a terrible thing, always looking in from the outside, isn't it Hep?

[mivona]

It is interesting the things that Hepburn chooses as insults, and how much they reveal about her.

A self-avowed celibate, she consistently uses sexual slurs against others. Particularly those who clearly enjoy sex outside the social norm of heterosexual, missionary.

A mother who has no contact with her children, she often casts her judgement on the fitness of other women to care for their children.

A woman with presumably different fathers for her lost children, she delights in castigating others for loose morals for the differing parentage of their children.

A woman who has had alcohol destroy her marriage, she consistently hurls accusations of drink dependency on others. So often, that I have begun to wonder about her own relationship with alcohol.

A woman who revels in denigrating any element of conformity in others, any accord they achieve with anyone else is seen as weakness. It is hardly rocket science to see why she is so alone and unable to sustain a healthy relationship, incapable of understanding any of the intricacies of social interactions. Anyone who agrees with her will be seen as ass-licking, and anyone who disagrees with her will be seen as an "enemy"... no win there.

I have tried to stay out of this, hoping against hope that we had seen the last of Hepburn's antics. In vain, in seems. So, for those who are the current targets of her venom, I am sure you will see them as simply a reflection of her, rather than anything relevant to you.

[Jay98]

I was about to tell Hepburn that i was cold sober when i typed that message to her last night, Mivona, but i like what you had to say much better.

[Sword Wielding Brit]

Excellent post, Mivona. :)

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