BRAD Manifestos from The Ross Show

[rossshow]

http://www.therossshow.com/showpost.php?p=8443&postcount=61

He nearly trampled over other posters to get the #20 spot on The New Ross Show, now he's already leaving, not 60 days in.

[Powerhouse]

Number of tears shed.... ZERO. :1rotflmao

[Powerhouse]

BTW, sorry ross if you actually wanted him to be here... once he knew he blew the long truce he had asked from me I am sure he had to create an excuse for a quick exit to try to save face lest anyone knew what a screaming coward he is when it comes to facing me.
Problem is that most everyone already knew that.
Oh well.

[bluekazoo]

Powerhouse is such a cyber-bully!

:1rotfl2:

[TurtleTrax]

That is most excellent news.

[krisinluck]

Farewell (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=Farewell), Bradley.

PLEASE stay at your board and stop sending your dregs (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=dregs) over here.

Thank you for playing!

(I think Rod has a stick up his ass too! Know THAT, and know it DEEP!) :D

[toollady]

That stick sure does get around! :1barf1:

[zeldas]

http://www.zeldas.com/blinky/car1.gif
Geeez did the bard take off?

[newslady]

Bradney,

I believe it was you who showed up publically drunk and staggering and slurring and spitting and yelling "Get me a drink, bitch" and trying to smoke chewing tobacco all to the chagrin of your host.

Really, do we need to revisit this saga again? I can and I will.

[Powerhouse]

Please, Kim, don't. It was an embarassing disaster for him.

[newslady]

You're right Mike.

[toollady]

Powerhouse,

You mean like the sissy boy hissy fit he's throwing at his board now?

Does that demented, burnt out, poor excuse for a word warrior, really think I would waste my keystrokes on his board? :1kiss1:

[Powerhouse]

Oh, I hadn't seen it, Deb. But I can picture it. Yes, I can.

[krisinluck]

Nobody throws a sissy hissy like Rodney. :)

No need to waste your keystrokes or expose yourself to the bacteria over there, TL. He'll be back. He keeps leaving, and keeps coming back.

Someone should enter his manifesto in TR's mauifesto thread. Just for posterity, of course.

[chynna]

:1clap3:

[newslady]

It looks like :1bradquac deleted two posts from Ross at his board.

I saw them both. The first one Ross said he ignored many well-wishers when he opened TRS, including IP, because he was so busy. The Ross said:

"Please, IP is cool. You're the fool."

[rossshow]

http://p221.ezboard.com/fthebardscoliseumfrm2.showMessageRange?topicID=598 7.topic&start=320&stop=320

He banned me. FOR USING A SIG LINE!

He put links to his board 25 times today, and he just banned me for doing the same thing.

[Powerhouse]

A blessing in desguise, ross. A blessing in desguise.

[rossshow]

Actually, I was counting on it. That's why I started asking how many times he linked to his board, this morning.

I knew I'd be tormenting his ass with that shit, tonight.

[rossshow]

http://p221.ezboard.com/fthebardscoliseumfrm2.showMessageRange?topicID=596 6.topic&start=5&stop=35

It all started here.

He fucking had the NERVE to tell a lie:


you have NEVER allowed links of mine from your board to the Bards to stay.

Let us merely play by the same rules OK?

Quit defying me, and well get along fine buck

LOL! See? I've been planning this! hahahahah! I can take a banning, to make a point as to what a hypocrite he is!

[Powerhouse]

Well, if Rod is anything, he is predictable.

[toollady]

And a fucktard. ;)

[bluekazoo]

Predictable, and a really lousy 'editor of posts' ...

As if someone would have trouble distinguishing a 'ross comment' from a 'bard edited' comment ...

And as if people don't see the original posts and notice WHO edited them to say something completely different ...

:1rotflmao

[rossshow]

'editor of posts' ...

As if someone would have trouble distinguishing a 'ross comment' from a 'bard edited' comment ...

And as if people don't see the original posts and notice WHO edited them to say something completely different ...



Yep! He edited, he deleted, he had a total meltdown. And then he went and banned me at IP's board!

[toollady]

Oh, you naughty boy, Ross!

[bluekazoo]

Well, little by little, you're being weaned away from ezboards ... consider it a blessing in disguise - in many respects ...

[Powerhouse]

He's running scared. He doesn't know what he's doing, he doesn't know how to handle adversity, his defenses have been breeched and he is in full manical retreat, snapping and snarling the whole way.
Expect his entire board to go MBA any moment now unless IP can calm his nerves.

[Emily Eye]

Expect his entire board to go MBA any moment now unless IP can calm his nerves.

It is a Friday night. Maybe the weekly blow job will help. :1joint:

[Powerhouse]

It is a Friday night. Maybe the weekly blow job will help. :1joint:


Naw - if anything I think he is even more tense after giving a blow job. :1micio1:

[Wench]

1 r0ss ezboard shutdown - $500

1 r0ss vBulletin startup/reopening - $1000

25 Bardonian SPAM links to Bard's Colostomy - $3000

1 Bard Shitfit in which he bans r0ss - Priceless


For everything else in life, there's Mastercard™

[Powerhouse]

:1chirol_r

[Eriu]

Wonderful!


Too funny!! :1kitty2:

[chynna]

:1chirol_k

[rossshow]

Hepburn and PG lurking with funny names?

http://p087.ezboard.com/bthedelinash.showUserPublicProfile?gid=buttcluck

http://p087.ezboard.com/bthedelinash.showUserPublicProfile?gid=cluckme999

http://p087.ezboard.com/bthedelinash.showUserPublicProfile?gid=r00ster

http://p087.ezboard.com/bthedelinash.showUserPublicProfile?gid=maleryder

[rossshow]

http://p087.ezboard.com/bthedelinash.showUserPublicProfile?gid=drunkennews woman

[Eriu]

Damn Sock Puppets

:3gamecock

[rossshow]

http://p087.ezboard.com/bthedelinash.showUserPublicProfile?gid=r00sster

[ADMIRAL]

Good ol' Rodney has sworn that he will never post at TRS again.


http://p221.ezboard.com/fthebardscoliseumfrm2.showMessageRange?topicID=598 7.topic&start=299&stop=299


I wonder how long NEVER is in Rodney speak? :1JerryJer

[Powerhouse]

Words worth preserving:

The Bard will never post to you board again Ross.

If you want to take bets on how long it will last, you will make me a rich man.:D

Mark my words Ross, never.


Words marked and dated.

[Emily Eye]

I guess 22 days.

[bluekazoo]

That probably needs to be noted on the Calendar of Events, eh?

[toollady]

Here are some more:

08-19-2005, 09:14 PM

I wont be back, Till Ross can put a harness on you fucking dogs,

This is my manifesto.

And thanks to you two dogs, Rosses link comes down


It's all my fault Brad edited out the links and banned Ross. I am the all powerful Zeta Bitch! Lord Shiva can't hold a candle to me! I make men become foul-mouthed, sexist pigs at will.

(Oh, he's not a man and normally speaks that way to women when he is in a spittle flying hissy fit? O K, never mind)
:1chirol_r


Hey Bradney!

That stick hurt much? :1kiss1:

Don't forget your sign!
:1fuck1:

[sadie999]

He's a vile pissy little pusdie. I know some of the guys find him humorous, but imo if he fell into a hole tomorrow and never came out, the world would have a slightly better odor to it.

Blech,
Sadie http://server1.inlandnet.com/~jilittle/coffee9.gif

[Toy Ranch]

Brad is a chick with a dick.

[foptiludrop]

chick 'n' dick?

[FLvamp]

Do chickens have dicks?

I thought it was only the roosters ... :p

[sadie999]

If chickens had dicks, you can bet donuts to dollars that the fowl industry would find a way to market them.

Remember when chicken wings sold for like 10c a pound because they're almost all bone? Then some genius invented Buffalo wings and now wings are more expensive than thighs.

ChiTown HotnSpicy Chicken Dicks! Secret Recipe. The nation goes nuts (so to speak) and chicken dicks are flying off the shelf for $4.99/lb.

:1gamecock :1gamecock :1gamecock :1gamecock

Peace,
Sadie

[Toy Ranch]

:2gamecock

.....

[KatieP]

Either that, or they'd end up in Asian markets as a secret aphrodisiac.

[Toy Ranch]

Good point, KatieP.

Grinding Brad into powder form would be used by anyone as an aphordesiac, so forget the whole thing.

I was mistaken.

[Toy Ranch]

"would NOT be used by anyone as an aprodesiac"... even...

[Toy Ranch]

Ross, can we have like a 30 second edit here?

[bloomingonion]

He throws his little hissy fits pretty much everyday. What is this "know it and know it deep" shit? Who does the little putz think he is, God? Does he have a life at all? He lives on that freaking board. He is the most arrogant, pompous, ignorant blow hard I have ever seen. That piece of stench makes me puke.

[tekobari]

Other than being a hateful sexist, racist, and lots of other "ists," he's probably a nice guy. ;)

[zeldas]

http://www.zeldas.com/blinky/mover.gif

Ah the bard just likes a lot of attention.

[bloomingonion]

Brad Rod is compulsive obcessive about whoever this Carl and Heavy are? What did they do, screw him and forget to give him a kiss? What a freaking loser and what a attention seeking Bitch..

[agentorange]

bloomingonion, aren't you CARL? Either you or Lee mispelled "obcessed" on my board, and your spelling/grammar rings identical to either Carl or Lee, but I haven't checked yet. If you're Carl, didn't anyone tell you that you died 2 days ago?

[bloomingonion]

Not hardly.

[bloomingonion]

Now that is different. Did you pick it out?

[agentorange]

Your funny Basestealer
That would be you're funny, basestealer. I recall Jon having to tell Carl this many times, and he still never understood. Carl, dude, you died 2 days ago, remember?

[agentorange]

Btw, I like your pic on your postings

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Now that is different. Did you pick it out?
No, I didn't pick it out. Of course I picked it out, it's my avatar!

[bloomingonion]

Whoever you are it might be time to get some fresh air. Grammar never was my strong suit. Smelling stalkers is though.

[agentorange]

Am I your stalker, Carl? LOL! Carl, why aren't you pretending to be dead, it was much more pleasant. Did you sniff you a stalker, sport!!?? Oh god.

[bloomingonion]

I dont know Jane guess I got tired of being dead?

[bluekazoo]

Other than being a hateful sexist, racist, and lots of other "ists," he's probably a nice guy.

Awhile back I referred to someone else as a 'homophobic, xenophobic misogynist' ...

Those three words popped back into my head as I read Bard's latest rantings ... interesting that one begat the other (in this community), so to speak ... misogynists of a feather ... or something like that ...

[Powerhouse]

Eh... I don't know all them fancy words... I just know a JackAss when I see it.

[blissmeister]

Eh... I don't know all them fancy words... I just know a JackAss when I see it.http://www.theauctionwatch.com/forums/image.php?userid=121&dateline=1121405495

[blissmeister]

Well that sure went over like a fart in church on Sunday~!

[RunFaYaLife]

There Bliss....
http://tinypic.com/awxphg.gif

had to host it from my files.....hhhmmmmm

[Powerhouse]

:1jester:

[agentorange]

UPDATE:

"Bloominonion" in this thread is Carl. Carl has now once again returned to therossshow as "Stalkerskillu".

Details of his faked death originally noted:
http://www.theauctionwatch.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2653

[kim]

so now he's apparently faking other people's deaths too...?

i don't even believe there ever was a sister...

i saw that faked death all over the place on all sorts of boards - how goofy...! :1crazy:

what else was i gonna say - oh yeah - wonder what happened to emily eye...?

hi emily eye - whereever you are...