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heavymetalmusic
06-23-2005, 08:57 AM
Hi everybody.

I'm writing an unauthorized biography of the most despised person on ezboard...Chopolonsky.

I would like input from everybody.
Any history or good stories is welcomed.

I've heard about his date with his dog and have that one.
I also have all the stories from his libel lounge.

But, I need more.

heavymetalmusic
06-23-2005, 08:58 AM
oh..I also have all his movie roles..pitiful.

Cyber Diva
06-23-2005, 09:15 AM
I'm not sure there's enough material there to do a book! :spin2

heavymetalmusic
06-23-2005, 09:15 AM
I'll start the discussion with these rumors.
Maybe someone could set the record straight.

1. Is he really Jewish?
2.Did he really get a botched circumcision?
3.Did his mother really commit suicide? if so, why?

blissmeister
06-23-2005, 09:23 AM
3.Did his mother really commit suicide? if so, why?

*raising hand*

Because she was denied her yearning for retroactive abortion. :rofl3

heavymetalmusic
06-23-2005, 09:26 AM
Because she was denied her yearning for retroactive abortion.


I realize it had to be quite the shock to squirt out an asshole like Choplonsky and to see what a pathetic scumbag he became.

:eek

nanastuff
06-23-2005, 10:04 AM
squirt out an asshole

Ewwwwwww

Bard77
06-23-2005, 10:31 AM
ANYBODY who continues to add to this thread is morally bankrupt!

heavymetalmusic
06-23-2005, 10:45 AM
Sorry you feel that way Bard...but I'm writing an unauthorized bioraphy of the great failed actor and as a fellow author you should realize how important a mothers suicide is in a persons life.
Under normal circumstances I would agree with you but I consider nothing out of bounds on this sub human Chopolonsky.

lol1uk
06-23-2005, 11:00 AM
I agree with Rod...it`s sick to make fun of someone`s suicide.

Exceptio Metus
06-23-2005, 11:13 AM
heavymetalmusic


Why not start with and post list of movies that he has worked in. Then make a list of movies that you have been in an post that up. Then compare and contrast the two lists with emphasis on which movies will be watched 500 years from now and why you may be remembered more so than the target of your book.

r0ss
06-23-2005, 11:31 AM
Chopsbuster and company have messed with ebay seller's livelyhoods for long enough.

He messed with someone willing to take him and his associates "to the wall", and I say Chopsbuster DESERVES exactly everything heavymetal decides to dish out.

Chopsbuster and his associates have created this situation.

Texas Banjo Original
06-23-2005, 11:33 AM
Heavy-- How many threads are you going to start on the subject of chops? Talk about needing feedback for your comments. Dude, you are in need of some serious help. Go clean your ceiling fan blades or paint your place. Anything...

heavymetalmusic
06-23-2005, 12:03 PM
Who let all Chopos minions in?

This thread is not titled 'Let's prop the dummy up'...maybe I should have titled it 'Let's dig a hole and plant the spud'.

Egret,
Chopolonsky beat me on the movie credits but if I really wanted to become an actor, I bet I could do more than a handful of 30 second bit parts in a 20+ year career.
Chopolonskys career is much like his life....pathetic,failed and miserable.
But if everything goes as planned maybe I can get a producer to make a movie from my book.
Tough part would be if it's classified as a comedy or a horror.

I hope Chopolonsky will be remembered 500 years from now...maybe like the failed 'new coke' experiment or the great Neville Chamberlain who proclaimed 'peace is at hand' right before Hitler came goose stepping across Europe.

Exceptio Metus
06-23-2005, 12:27 PM
heavymetalmusic

Chopolonsky beat me on the movie credits but if I really wanted to become an actor, I bet I could do more than a handful of 30 second bit parts in a 20+ year career.
Good to hear. When will you be starting your movie career?

Chopolonskys career is much like his life....pathetic,failed and miserable.
But he will live on in the work he has done. You are reducing yourself to spending time writting a book about a person you feel is pathetic, has failed, and is miserable. Yet you feel the need to further immortalize him. What does that say about you?

But if everything goes as planned maybe I can get a producer to make a movie from my book.
Tough part would be if it's classified as a comedy or a horror.
Let's see if you can write it first then see if you can get it published other than through self-publication.

heavymetalmusic
06-23-2005, 12:37 PM
Good to hear. When will you be starting your movie career?

I'll become an actor when Chopolonsky becomes a successful ebay seller.
Deal?

But he will live on in the work he has done. You are reducing yourself to spending time writting a book about a person you feel is pathetic, has failed, and is miserable. Yet you feel the need to further immortalize him. What does that say about you?

I like to point out failed **** ups like Chopolonsky and Neville Chamberlain as much as I can so the same mistakes won't happen again in the future.
Of course people like Nukey the wife beater is following in Chopos footsteps so not sure how much good it does.


Let's see if you can write it first then see if you can get it published other than through self-publication.

Who needs a stinking publisher nowadays?
It's too easy to self publish and promote on the internet.


OK peeps...more stories.
Let's get the ball rolling!! :clap3

Exceptio Metus
06-23-2005, 01:01 PM
I'll become an actor when Chopolonsky becomes a successful ebay seller. Deal?
No. One has nothing to do with the other.

I like to point out failed **** ups like Chopolonsky and Neville Chamberlain as much as I can so the same mistakes won't happen again in the future.
But you feel you should be given quarter for what others believe may be your questionable activities on eBay. On one-hand you want to stand in judgment yet it seems you expect to be exempt from being judged.

Of course people like Nukey the wife beater is following in Chopos footsteps so not sure how much good it does.
Even I am willing to admit that there have been a lot of bad sellers removed from eBay due to the work of the net cops. There has been some a lot of damage to innocent people as well.

Who needs a stinking publisher nowadays?
Oh, I don't know...anyone who wants credibility with their published work maybe...Go figure this silly world, eh?

It's too easy to self publish and promote on the internet.
Yes, and the results have many times been tragic as well...

The Pig Hater
06-23-2005, 01:55 PM
I just figured it out.

The attack on Base.
The attack on me.
The attack on Diva
The attack on Wasa
The attack on Admiral
The attack on Lonake
The attack on basically everyone at AW.

<font size="+2" color="red">Egret is going over to the dark side!</font>

He has to attack all of us.

This is his way of prostrating himself before Chopolonsky.

Alan is making him demean himself over and over - BEFORE he accepts him into that tomb he calls a community!

How humiliating!


<img border=0 src="http://ross.adnetsol.com/graphics/art/1caca.gif" />

Exceptio Metus
06-23-2005, 02:13 PM
The Pig Hater

I just figured it out.
AND, as usual you did it wrong, you sorry sack of monkey nuts. But, hey what's new...

The attack on Base.
The attack on me.
The attack on Diva
The attack on Wasa
The attack on Admiral
The attack on Lonake


I have had words with Base but I haven't attacked him. I have never attacked Wasa and would likely never will. I may disagree with her and argue but I haven't attacked her. For the record, dumbshit I also didn't attack Lonake :kitty4 it was the other way around. No wonder you couldn't get your C&D order even close to correct. Moron.:wood1 You couldn't figure a condom out.

The attack on basically everyone at AW
Oh please there are a few more than 6 members at the Auction watch. There are at least 8 to 10! :drum2

Egret is going over to the dark side!
**** you. I created the dark side you sniveling pile dog vomit. Count on it. But really, try and unfuck you mind for a bit and back away from the crack pipe. It is quite clear that you are following Irish and Roy around and are harassing them at the very least as much as you "claim" you have been harassed. That isn't the dark side unless you consider the dark side the truth ......... well that really does explain a lot now that I think about it.

This is his way of prostrating himself before Chopolonsky.
:irollers2

Alan is making him demean himself over and over - BEFORE he accepts him into that tomb he calls a community!
Your analytical skills need work as much as your ability to write a C&D order does, you stupid monkey. :wood1 Why anyone would believe the shit that comes out of your mouth is truly mystifying.

How humiliating!
Yes, at least you can admit you have been humiliated. The part I doubt you will ever understand is that you did it to yourself and it reflects back on many of your board mates at the auction watch. Poor, Lonake making a fool of her self on your behalf. Maybe, if they think about it for a few years it might sink in that you are the center of trouble for them. You bring trouble to their doorstep in a bag. You light it on fire and then run off and hide and watch has your board mates get your shit all over them trying to put out your fire. It is a common trait with some there so they may be used to it. Plus it seems to take a lot of shit before they figure things out.

Have you abandoned the other thread? Or are you stalking me now?

heavymetalmusic
06-23-2005, 02:41 PM
Even I am willing to admit that there have been a lot of bad sellers removed from eBay due to the work of the net cops. There has been some a lot of damage to innocent people as well.

Exactly.
Innocent people getting damage done to them is unacceptable.

Exceptio Metus
06-23-2005, 03:10 PM
Innocent people getting damage done to them is unacceptable.

How do you feel about innocent people who buy photocopies of copyrighted material?

The Pig Hater
06-23-2005, 03:48 PM
Objection your honor.

Assumes facts not in evidence.

Exceptio Metus
06-23-2005, 03:51 PM
Assumes facts not in evidence.

:irollers2 What facts?

Texas Banjo Original
06-23-2005, 04:29 PM
Heavy-- First of all, I seriously doubt you are ever going to write a book, so why all the fairy tales about doing so? :liar3

The only thing you know how to do is to photocopy what OTHERS have written.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v50/texasbanjo/ezboard/copy.gif

Paradiselost6928
06-23-2005, 04:30 PM
Objection your honor.


and this comes from the prince of LIARS

r0ss
06-23-2005, 05:24 PM
p221.ezboard.com/fthebard...7&stop=147 (http://p221.ezboard.com/fthebardscoliseumfrm2.showMessageRange?topicID=509 0.topic&start=147&stop=147)

Chops buster, caught in a lie.

The Pig Hater
06-23-2005, 05:50 PM
Chopolonsky says:

I don't want "supporters"

AFTER they are all gone!

lol

r0ss
06-23-2005, 05:53 PM
p221.ezboard.com/fthebard...4&stop=154 (http://p221.ezboard.com/fthebardscoliseumfrm2.showMessageRange?topicID=509 0.topic&start=154&stop=154)

Another lie, Chops is getting caught all over, today.

Caught in a lie, caught in a lie!

happy is here
06-23-2005, 06:15 PM
AFTER they are all gone!

:rofl4


Signed: Me-Too!

:neko6

Paradiselost6928
06-23-2005, 06:22 PM
And here comes the lap dog.....

r0ss
06-23-2005, 06:28 PM
Now, Aggy. Keep the Chops-Cheer-Leading to a minimum, please.

Paradiselost6928
06-23-2005, 06:30 PM
Ross, I am not a chops cheerleader. I am just pointing out how a "good friend" of Chops has turned from him. And please, I am not Aggy. Aggy is a dead and buried entity. If you must, please call me by my first name, shawn.

Fully Operational Deathstar
06-23-2005, 06:31 PM
That's not Aggy, that's Nuke!!!!!!!

r0ss
06-23-2005, 06:31 PM
p221.ezboard.com/fthebard...1&stop=171 (http://p221.ezboard.com/fthebardscoliseumfrm2.showMessageRange?topicID=509 0.topic&start=171&stop=171)

Chops, caught in a lie about being caught in a lie!

r0ss
06-23-2005, 06:33 PM
I am just pointing out how a "good friend" of Chops has turned from him.

Yes. We like that, Aggy. Very much. When people turn from Chops, we are pleased here.

OK? Chops is bad, and we like people to say so.

Paradiselost6928
06-23-2005, 06:33 PM
Fod...yopu are so naughty!:bonk

Heartland Antiques
06-23-2005, 06:40 PM
Hello Shawn,

Happy has not attacked you here ... or even posted to you here. Why are you attacking her? Don't you have enough people to argue with?

The fact is, Happy stood by you longer than anyone, and long after everyone knew you were lying and called you on it. She believed with her whole heart that you were telling the truth when you were lying to her and everyone else, and she publicly stood up for you over and over again, in the face of some pretty harsh attacks she took because of your lies and her choice to believe in you.

She has every right to walk away from you after that, and as far as I'm concerned, you have no right to seek vengeance for that. She was the wronged party, not you. I have never seen her trash you on these boards, in spite of what you did to her. It's a real shame I can't say the same for you.

Paradiselost6928
06-23-2005, 06:41 PM
Ross, I never said that. I said that I am not a chops cheerleader. There is a difference. This is not my war. Mine is with CMR. Chops has never fucked me over even after I sent AZlynn his limited CI. I was blind then. Able and ready to make friends unfortunately at my own expense. That is the past, and I intend to keep it in the past.

The Pig Hater
06-23-2005, 07:53 PM
LBW - that was a good post.

I too give Happy credit for staying true to her friend - even when it all started falling apart and she realized that every single thing that came out of his mouth was a lie. Even after all the hurt and all the shame - she still didn't publicly attack that cretin.

Though I personally can't stand her - Fagador has no right to even address her.

Paradiselost6928
06-23-2005, 08:23 PM
**** you Xxxxxxxxxxx Xxx. You have too much to worry about these days. Enjoy your freedom while it lasts.



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Ross, here That's TWO, AGGY.

Paradiselost6928
06-23-2005, 08:24 PM
Sandy, I respect you. I always have. but please understand that there is more to the story than you know. Much more.

Generally Dynamic
06-23-2005, 09:10 PM
This is not my war. Mine is with CMR. Chops has never fucked me over even after I sent AZlynn his limited CI
Nobody has to **** you over, you do a GRAND SLAM of a job all on your own. Go away, fagador, nobody wants to see your name.

Paradiselost6928
06-23-2005, 09:17 PM
Fagador? even though your BEST friend is a fellow cock sucker? how lame Brandon. you are just jealous cause NOBODY wants to touch your diseased 2 inch dick.

Generally Dynamic
06-23-2005, 09:18 PM
Fagador? even though your BEST friend is a fellow cock sucker? how lame Brandon. you are just jealous cause NOBODY wants to touch your diseased 2 inch dick.
Did you get it all out yet, buddy BOY? Now you can go back into hiding for another 3 weeks? I'm so sorry everyone took all your friends away, psycho!

Paradiselost6928
06-23-2005, 09:21 PM
Oh no dick face. I was never in hiding. Just biding my time.

Generally Dynamic
06-23-2005, 09:22 PM
LOL, biding your time! AHAHAHA! And now it's time to strike! The one man show is on the rampage yet again! This time we'll ALL be very very sorry! OH NO! AHAHAHAHA

Paradiselost6928
06-23-2005, 09:27 PM
You are so fucking derranged Brandon. a joke. A farce. a total MORON! And guess what? You are a FAT PIG!!!!! The only chance you have at being laid is if a chicken shits you out her ass!!!!!!

Heartland Antiques
06-23-2005, 09:55 PM
Oh for God's sake ... yo mama.

Can we keep this thread on topic, please? Shawn, maybe you could start a new thread for attacking new people. This one is about Chops.

Speaking of turmoil, does the cretin have any conscience whatsoever? Does he think his dirty little secret about trying to get Irish fired last year has been forgotten?

The fact is, Chops called the California Dept. of Education last year to try to get Irish fired for chatting on taxpayer time. He was told that all personnel matters were handled by local school districts. Since he didn't know which school district she worked in, he had to drop it.

What a hypocritical piece of shit to act indignant and protective of Irish now, when he had every intention of seeing her fired last year when she was on the "wrong" side.

Paradiselost6928
06-23-2005, 09:58 PM
Sandy,,, get this one...Cartman is once again following me around on a completely innocent board in order to trash me.


p205.ezboard.com/fthegardendistrict77112frm2.showMessage?topicID=14 20.topic (http://p205.ezboard.com/fthegardendistrict77112frm2.showMessage?topicID=14 20.topic)

Gotta love it! He cant even keep the fight on the board where it started.

BTW...how are you?

happy is here
06-23-2005, 10:20 PM
The fact is, Chops called the California Dept. of Education last year to try to get Irish fired for chatting on taxpayer time. He was told that all personnel matters were handled by local school districts. Since he didn't know which school district she worked in, he had to drop it.

What a hypocritical piece of shit to act indignant and protective of Irish now, when he had every intention of seeing her fired last year when she was on the "wrong" side.

:clap8 :clap8 :clap8 :clap8 :clap8 :clap8 :clap8 :clap8 :clap8 :clap8 :clap8

Heartland Antiques
06-23-2005, 10:28 PM
Ahem... this thread is not about Cartman.

For the record, I've already stated that I don't agree with what Cartman did. I'm sure Cartman doesn't give a flying fig whether I agree with it or not.

Shawn, you've crossed the privacy line many times, and been banned from at least one board for doing so after being warned. You've already been warned twice in one day here, and you should be well aware of EZ TOU by now!

Leave me OUT of your bullshit with Cartman, ok? It has nothing to do with me, and I don't give a shit. You give just as good as you get, and you go overboard all the time, threatening to take it to real life. You're not Mr. Innocent, not by a long shot.

So please, start a new thread to attack/fight with Cartman, or keep it on the other one, which has had about five or six different subjects now. Or do whatever you want. Nothing I can do about it anyway, except whine. :lol

The Pig Hater
06-23-2005, 10:31 PM
Sandy wants me so bad!

http://www.theauctionwatch.com/forums/images/smilies/cart2.gif

It must be my pudgy little fingers.

r0ss
06-23-2005, 10:37 PM
Ahem... this thread is not about Cartman.

No. It's about the UNactor

The fact is, Chops called the California Dept. of Education last year to try to get Irish fired for chatting on taxpayer time. He was told that all personnel matters were handled by local school districts. Since he didn't know which school district she worked in, he had to drop it

Why? Irish wasn't always kissing the ass of Lord King Chopo? She turned TO chops? Why?

The Pig Hater
06-23-2005, 10:39 PM
... he was the only one left!

Paradiselost6928
06-23-2005, 10:40 PM
Leave me OUT of your bullshit with Cartman, ok? It has nothing to do with me, and I don't give a shit. You give just as good as you get, and you go overboard all the time, threatening to take it to real life. You're not Mr. Innocent, not by a long shot.

Sandy, first of all I never brought you into anything, so get off your soap box. you are far from innocent. ok? I have ?NEVER taken anything in the boards into real life. As far as going overboard, you are one to talk. So dont go there. And, you are not mrs innocent. Don't forget, I am not the one that made harassing death threats to people. I have never posted nooses and told people to kill themselves. So please keep your sanctimonious blather to yourself, ok?
Thanks in advance.

Paradiselost6928
06-23-2005, 10:46 PM
Cartman...why wont you come play with me on my board? are you frightened?????

Heartland Antiques
06-23-2005, 10:46 PM
Hell no, Ross. Irish was on RJ with Base for the longest time, until what ... a few months ago or so? I don't remember exactly when she left RJ. Then she was on the Bash Board, but I think she manifestoed from there after a short time. Chops and Irish hated each other's guts, and it was no secret.

As for why they are now allies, I can only venture a guess: Misery loves company?

wasabanker
06-23-2005, 11:13 PM
She left last Fall.

Another option for why the buddign alliance with chops: The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

CaptAmerica
06-23-2005, 11:40 PM
This one is about Chops.

Speaking of turmoil, does the cretin have any conscience whatsoever? Does he think his dirty little secret about trying to get Irish fired last year has been forgotten?

The fact is, Chops called the California Dept. of Education last year to try to get Irish fired for chatting on taxpayer time. He was told that all personnel matters were handled by local school districts. Since he didn't know which school district she worked in, he had to drop it.

What a hypocritical piece of shit to act indignant and protective of Irish now, when he had every intention of seeing her fired last year when she was on the "wrong" side.


And the plot thickens. http://tinypic.com/69dtky.gif

Generally Dynamic
06-24-2005, 02:29 AM
Why? Irish wasn't always kissing the ass of Lord King Chopo? She turned TO chops? Why?
Irish has never understood the concept of friendship. Many on the boards do not. They will be totally "with" you, they'll fight your fights FOR YOU, they'll play victim to your victimhood--they'll be you reincarnate... until they decide another "side" is better. Then you wonder what the **** happened, and you question thier sanity. Good job questioning it, BTW. Irish is insane. Irish hasn't a friend on the boards nor on this planet. She is the most evil, vindictive, lying bitch I've ever encountered anywhere BAR NONE. Irish will do anything to "destroy" those she BELIEVES have "hurt" her... yet irish has a 46 year history of ruining HERSELF and BLAMING others. She blames her mother, father, sisters, co-workers, children, even her pets. She is a filthy worthless animal and the day she's strung up in a California EXECUTION CHAMBER, the better off we'll all be.

Toy Ranch
06-24-2005, 03:26 AM
:jerry :jerry

heavymetalmusic
06-24-2005, 05:55 AM
The fact is, Chops called the California Dept. of Education last year to try to get Irish fired for chatting on taxpayer time. He was told that all personnel matters were handled by local school districts. Since he didn't know which school district she worked in, he had to drop it.


Excellent!
That's the juicy stuff my book needs.

More, More!!

JavaNoire
06-24-2005, 06:06 AM
Sandy, I didn't know about Alan's attempt to have Irish fired last year.

He's lying on lies now. Can it get much more pathetic?

He doesn't like Happy? Hell, I don't like Happy. The way he has (ab)used her good will (more than once!) is unconscionable. Big surprise there.

The sorry **** is still incapable of summoning the integrity, the simple honesty, to credit Peeep with removing Jon's post. I don't know why that's so hard for him. It another indication of his (lack of) character.

Sandy as scorned woman? Umm she left Alan (his board). He did not leave her. He's never gotten over it either. Projection? He's to be pitied.

heavymetalmusic
06-24-2005, 06:14 AM
Heavy-- First of all, I seriously doubt you are ever going to write a book, so why all the fairy tales about doing so?

It seems to be writing itself. Copy and paste is a wonderful thing.


Hi Java,
I bet you and peeep have some wonderful stories about Lord Chopolonsky-The eBay crime fighter and Chat Board Patroller?
Please share. :)

heavymetalmusic
06-24-2005, 07:01 AM
Lord Chopo tries to weasel his way out of the allegations:

p202.ezboard.com/fthecarw...=282.topic (http://p202.ezboard.com/fthecarwashfrm11.showMessage?topicID=282.topic)

Get ready for a belly laugh.
He states he only dates models and actresses in their 20s and 30s.
What a load of bullshit!!
In your fucking dreams you big schnozzed, bald headed freak.
The only way you'd get to date models or actresses is if you paid them.

Where's the shovel? Chopo is piling on the shit.

Cyber Diva
06-24-2005, 07:46 AM
He states he only dates models and actresses in their 20s and 30s.

:rofl3

wasabanker
06-24-2005, 08:45 AM
mamacitamom

r0ss
06-24-2005, 08:54 AM
Hanna, Hanna, Hanna.

He's using Hanna, someone he's already betrayed and lost.

Where's Hanna? She wants to keep the "break up" secret, yet, there he is, using her.

heavymetalmusic
06-24-2005, 08:57 AM
He states he only dates models and actresses in their 20s and 30s.

After much thought, I think I finally figured it out.

He dates Lassie.
Maybe Rin Tin Tin too.
How old is that Taco Bell Chihuaha...is it about 20 yet?

New chapter is going to be titled: Polonskys Fantasy Land.

peeep
06-24-2005, 09:04 AM
That commentary was almost as funny as the "important man of means" statement. :clap3

He's got friends. Who's he trying to convince? I'm thinking he's been reading a self help book. Somebody needs to clue him in that the power of positive thinking doesn't make things come true. Maybe he could try wishing upon a star instead.

He's had Irish's work info for a loooong time. Yes, we know that. Thanks for the confirmation Chops. Now just admit that you used it. Tell the truth, maybe you'll feel better. :lol

tekobari
06-24-2005, 09:06 AM
He's using Hanna, someone he's already betrayed and lost.thanks, ross. NOW i'll read his board. that's the one unforgiveable sin for me. :evil

Cyber Diva
06-24-2005, 09:09 AM
peeep says, Somebody needs to clue him in that the power of positive thinking doesn't make things come true. Maybe he could try wishing upon a star instead.

OMG! Ain't that the truth! :lol Someone needs to tell Tony Robbins, too. :gitter

Caped Crusader DC27
06-24-2005, 09:28 AM
<blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>He states he only dates models and actresses in their 20s and 30s.<hr></blockquote> Yes, because what young model or actress wouldn't want to stare at the back of an old man's bald fucking head while he rots away on the computer all day, every day? <img border=0 src="http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif" />

Heartland Antiques
06-24-2005, 09:32 AM
Jaysus, did anyone really read that ungodly long and boring screed? :lol What a clown! Did he include DOGS in the list of those he dates? :iroller I almost got through the part about me being jealous or feeling left out, but I was laughing too hard to go on. The moron hasn't yet realized that I'm not interested in his monologues, his spin, his lies -- not enough to even get through more than a short paragraph by Alan these days.

Apparently, Alan never realized that I don't care for lazy-ass life failures who live 2000 miles away from me and have limp wrists, girly hands, a pencil neck, elongated head, horse lips and teeth, and that irritating-as-hell stammer? Hell, the bald head is the only thing that doesn't turn me off! :p I wouldn't normally comment on someone's looks, but I think it's about time someone clued him in. It can't be healthy to be so delusional, especially when he has so little personality to work with.

He did make that call, and he was pissed that he couldn't take it any further. That's the story he told me. It drove him crazy that Irish was posting on the taxpayers' dime. Alan is a lying shit ... but we already knew that. :liar1

peeep
06-24-2005, 09:45 AM
Wanna bet he's composing another one explaining to us (the morons) how his interference into Irish's real life was different, more acceptable, making him the better man? Might take him a few days, you know how he strives to make his commentaries just right. :lol No matter how hard he works, it always looks like bs to me.

heavymetalmusic
06-24-2005, 10:08 AM
the back of his head reminds me of one of the moon hubcaps from a 1965 Buick:

Heartland Antiques
06-24-2005, 10:10 AM
Peeep, I'm so used to his spin now that nothing he says is credible anymore. Yes, in his mind what he did is more acceptable because he didn't actually report her, he only tried to report her. He wasn't successful, but if he had been, he wouldn't have been doing it to get her fired. It would've been okay with him if she got a reprimand, however, because she deserved it. So fucking with someone's livelihood because of board spats is okay with Alan, but only if it's a real complaint you make to the employer and not a bogus one. Must be that netcop mentality.

That's what he really said, if you know how to read between Alan's "lines." He's good at it. He manages to fool a lot of people, but eventually they all wise up and see him for what he is. Everyone leaves Alan eventually. I, on the other hand, have the same group of friends I first met on the eBay boards, and have known from the beginning on ezboard, minus two. Eight of us have been together from the beginning and eight of us walked away from Chops, and we were the second wave who walked. Java is right, he's never gotten over it. But that's his problem, not mine.

Paradiselost6928
06-24-2005, 12:00 PM
:irollers2

Generally Dynamic
06-24-2005, 12:23 PM
and we were the second wave who walked.
Just a correction on your statement, Sandy. You were the 4th wave that walked, and that's not counting the waves that walked twice. It also doesn't count the waves that walked from chopo's harassment sock puppet boards/accounts when they didn't really know it was chopo. If you count all those, you might be the 10th or 11th wave!

donutsaplenty
06-24-2005, 12:30 PM
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donutsaplenty
06-24-2005, 12:32 PM
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donutsaplenty
06-24-2005, 12:34 PM
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Paradiselost6928
06-24-2005, 12:39 PM
Hey donut....posting a picture is NOT rocket science you know. Wait, I am bashing the wrong peep. After all you ARE a BASE minion and all. One prerequisite to being a base minion is lack of brains.

Carry on.....

peeep
06-24-2005, 02:57 PM
You know a thread titled "read my lips" doesn't make much sense to me. Now, if an animated picture with moving lips was included within the post I could understand the purpose of the phrase. But then that'd be morphing pics, umm better not go there. If we did go there, I'm sure Chops could show us the proper way to morph them, you know so we'd be justified in doing it.

So without the pic, how can one read Chops' lips?

Satans little Sister
06-24-2005, 05:20 PM
The fact is, Chops called the California Dept. of Education last year to try to get Irish fired for chatting on taxpayer time. He was told that all personnel matters were handled by local school districts. Since he didn't know which school district she worked in, he had to drop it.

What a hypocritical piece of shit to act indignant and protective of Irish now, when he had every intention of seeing her fired last year when she was on the "wrong" side.

I hope I'm allowed to comment, since I'm one of the subjects of the thread.

Personally, Sandy, I take a little different viewpoint of the statement you made which is quoted up there^^^.

Chops has made no secret of the fact that he disliked my posting from work at any time (even on breaks or lunch) despite not knowing whether I was even allowed to do so. We have currently achieved a "detante" of sorts, and it seems to be working well.

I personally don't think he called my office- if he had, he would have been directed to the appropriate people. I believe that it is possible he TOLD you he had called, just to get you guys off his back about ratting me out. You see, while I have known you longer than I have known chops, I have also seen you be far more venomous towards me than he ever was, which is why I was surprised (but glad) when you said you thought Cartman had done wrong.

As for the Cartman incident- what Cartman did and what Chops had said he would do are two completely different thngs. Chops would have reported me for misusing work time by chatting. Cartman falsely accused me of stalking and harassment- a totally different animal.

Just had to add my $.02. Now its tiime for a margarita.

:beer2

Cyber Diva
06-24-2005, 05:56 PM
You see, while I have known you longer than I have known chops, I have also seen you be far more venomous towards me than he ever was, ...

:spin2

heavymetalmusic1
06-24-2005, 09:01 PM
Oh dear. Something happened to Ross' latest hero

Globally Banned
This account has been BANNED from the ezboard Network!
Reason: Violations of privacy





Listen Chopolonsky,
You think this is supposed to make me shake in my booties?
I couldn't give a flying **** about ezbard rules.
This is not eBay.

You continue to out my eBay selling ID on your board, then I'm going to continue to post your 'privacy' info.

Got it?

I can make hundreds of ezboard IDs and IP addresses.

heavymetalmusic1
06-24-2005, 09:09 PM
I get a big fucking laugh over this ezboard expression "Globally Banned".

DeMello and the rest of you fucking retards that work for ezboard:

I've asked you nicely to tell Chopolonsky to stop posting my name and eBay selling ID which leads to my contact info.

Since you have refused then I have no alternative but to 'out' the most disgusting, despised asshole ever on ezboard...Chopsbuster.
You can kiss his ass all you want.

I'm not putting up with yours or his bullshit.

Generally Dynamic
06-24-2005, 09:09 PM
Chops has made no secret of the fact that he disliked my posting from work at any time (even on breaks or lunch) despite not knowing whether I was even allowed to do so. We have currently achieved a "detante" of sorts, and it seems to be working well.
Yeah, that'll last, StephFUNNY! AHAHAHA!

You see, while I have known you longer than I have known chops, I have also seen you be far more venomous towards me than he ever was, which is why I was surprised (but glad) when you said you thought Cartman had done wrong.
LOL! Stephanie's memory is fading FAST! Early onset alzheimer's or just selective memory/lying? You, of all people, talking about others being venemous. PRICELESS, flounderbabe!

As for the Cartman incident- what Cartman did and what Chops had said he would do are two completely different thngs. Chops would have reported me for misusing work time by chatting. Cartman falsely accused me of stalking and harassment- a totally different animal.
It's the same animal, as you're guilty of BOTH charges you freak!

Just had to add my $.02. Now its tiime for a margarita.
Yes irish, bury those demons. After a few drinks, they mysteriously vanish!

r0ss
06-24-2005, 09:21 PM
CHOPS'S New Anonymous ID:

p221.ezboard.com/bthebard...0Archangel (http://p221.ezboard.com/bthebardscoliseum.showUserPublicProfile?gid=Nemesi s%20the%20Archangel)

See these posts:

p221.ezboard.com/fthebard...3&stop=225 (http://p221.ezboard.com/fthebardscoliseumfrm2.showMessageRange?topicID=509 0.topic&start=223&stop=225)

Generally Dynamic
06-24-2005, 09:46 PM
That ID sounds like nostra/skunk.

heavymetalmusic1
06-24-2005, 09:50 PM
since nobody is using this siggy, i'm stealing it:



http://tinypic.com/6dvjh5.jpg

chopsmuzzler
06-24-2005, 10:07 PM
How audacious of you.

Please find another, for as you can see, this one currently is in use.



<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/muzzler/muzzler.jpg" border="0">

JavaNoire
06-24-2005, 10:31 PM
LittleSister, don't fool yourself about the level of Alan's venom. He might have expressed it less often than Sandy, less vehemently perhaps, but he had no more love for you than Sandy, & every bit as much hostility.

Satans little Sister
06-25-2005, 06:57 AM
OL! Stephanie's memory is fading FAST! Early onset alzheimer's or just selective memory/lying? You, of all people, talking about others being venemous. PRICELESS, flounderbabe!

Listen up, FlounderBoy. You of all people should not go around throwing stones in your glass house. Your hatred of me and the "divide 5" got your precious EZboard banned and locked down and your main ID banned. Your hatred of another user got you thrown off Ebay. So why dont you, to use Diva's term, "Go sell Crazy somewhere else?" I've still got ALL my ebay IDS and my ID here. And you still havent learned- earlier in this thread you called me "the most hated on the internet"? Up until a few days ago that was Spooky's title.

Your problem is that you don't know when to quit. I do....and I found out there were lots of people out there that you had labelled as BAD, who are actually quite nice and easy to get along with.

It's the same animal, as you're guilty of BOTH charges you freak!

As I told your sidekick Cartman on the Jackass thread- show me examples. None were forthcoming. You guys pop up everywhere public that I post and namecall, deride and harass. You've been doing it since last October when I left the old RJ. And when you cant rattle me you drag out others from your board, hoping they'll be able to. So far it hasnt worked- and I dont see that changing in the future. So why don't you just **** off and leave me alone?

LittleSister, don't fool yourself about the level of Alan's venom. He might have expressed it less often than Sandy, less vehemently perhaps, but he had no more love for you than Sandy, & every bit as much hostility.

Java, I have no illusions. However, I find we can be civil and polite, which is just fine with me. I'm not looking for a champion or protector. I can take care of myself. But there's no reason to go around fomenting hostility needlessly. I have enough needless hostility from Flounder, Bliss, Cartman, Cyber Diva, and the others on AW.

heavymetalmusic1
06-25-2005, 07:30 AM
hey Irish, you drama queen,

This thread is about Chopolonsky.

Go stuff some more donuts down your throat and do some yoga or something.


Glad to meet you chopsmuzzler,
Where you been?

blissmeister
06-25-2005, 07:34 AM
hey Irish, you drama queen,

This thread is about Chopolonsky.

*oh the visions of poptarts, banging against her empty head*

Go stuff some more donuts down your throat and do some yoga or something.

Donuts, yes but YOGA? :rofl3

Satans little Sister
06-25-2005, 07:39 AM
HM1, I actually did mention Chops.

And yoga comes before donuts...... :jest

peeep
06-25-2005, 07:42 AM
Irish

You guys pop up everywhere public that I post and namecall, deride and harass.

Sorry, but I hardly think they popped up here at Ross. You popped up here, but they didn't. Ross didn't even know the identity of Littlesister.

Just another example, if you will.

Satans little Sister
06-25-2005, 07:45 AM
I've been a poster to ross for quite some time Peeep. I didn't tell him about the name change, but then I usually don't except on boards where I post a lot.

You're just bound and determined to blame everything on me, arent you?

peeep
06-25-2005, 08:12 AM
You're just bound and determined to blame everything on me, arent you?

Is anything ever your fault?

happy is here
06-25-2005, 08:22 AM
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v104/Happy14/drama.gif" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v104/Happy14/getoverit.gif" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">

<img border=0 src="http://ross.adnetsol.com/graphics/art/1crazy.gif" />

Satans little Sister
06-25-2005, 09:13 AM
Is anything ever your fault?

Lots of things, over the course of my 42 years, Peeep. But their behaviour? Their attacks on me? Their harassment of me at my job?

Nope. None of that is MY fault. That's all them.

r0ss
06-25-2005, 09:15 AM
Their attacks on me? Their harassment of me at my job?

Nope. None of that is MY fault. That's all them.

Chopsbuster's, too, then? Why cozy up to someone who's done that?

Cyber Diva
06-25-2005, 09:27 AM
Bliss says, Donuts, yes but YOGA? :rofl3

Hey silly, i like yoga! :)

Satans little Sister
06-25-2005, 09:33 AM
Chopsbuster's, too, then? Why cozy up to someone who's done that?

Ross, ending hostilities with someone is not "cozying up" to them. It's merely ending hostilities and being polite.

You should try it sometimes. It actually works out well.

heavymetalmusic1
06-25-2005, 09:39 AM
Chopsbuster's, too, then? Why cozy up to someone who's done that?

Irish and Chopshumper are outcasts, they deserve each other.

Who else would want them?
Where else could they go?

Cyber Diva
06-25-2005, 09:49 AM
You should try it sometimes. It actually works out well.

Yeah, R0ss! You should try it sometime, be sure to get the knife out of your back, first! :rofl3

Generally Dynamic
06-25-2005, 12:06 PM
You guys pop up everywhere public that I post and namecall, deride and harass. You've been doing it since last October when I left the old RJ. And when you cant rattle me you drag out others from your board, hoping they'll be able to. So far it hasnt worked- and I dont see that changing in the future. So why don't you just **** off and leave me alone?
Bullshit, the record speaks for itself. I've been a regular on Ross long before you figured out what the internet was. I posted to the bash board before you joined. I posted to the deli before you, and every other place in ezland BEFORE you. The fact is, it is you and little who have whored yourselves thin to every single ezboard *I* post to, tried to make "quick friends" to rattle me and you plotted about it on the divide. Now you're accusing me of doing exactly what you were doing! It's hilarious, irish. You couldn't just LEAVE my board, you and your worthless pals had to seek out every single person who hates/stalks/harasses me and become their buddy, to fuel them more, to get your revenge. This is behavior that we used to laugh at and scorn... now you're engaging in it. Typical. Isn't it funny how that works with people who lack character?

Texas Banjo Original
06-25-2005, 12:08 PM
You are a very interesting person, heavy...
since nobody is using this siggy, i'm stealing it:That's sort of the whole issue isn't it. You are very good at stealing everyone's else's stuff...

Ross, seems that EZBoard has already banned this guy for violating the TOS of EZBoard, and yet you allow him to re-enter the forums, under a new name knowing full well his IP.

How come?

Cyber Diva
06-25-2005, 12:12 PM
Tex, you might want to leave r0ss alone and re-read. HeavyMetal's clearly said that he's using different IP addresses to get around ezboard's band.

Lighten up!

happy is here
06-25-2005, 12:20 PM
Banjoplayer

Mind your own business! This is not your board!
Last time I checked, it is Ross who makes the decisions on his board and runs it the way he wants to.

Cyber Diva
06-25-2005, 12:29 PM
Happy, you rock! :drummer

Thank you. This has been a win win situation for Irish. All the people she called trolls in the past are coming to her defense today.

I am started to wonder just exactly what was going on in Cartman's life, with irish, to make him reach the breaking point?

:spin2

Cyber Diva
06-25-2005, 12:30 PM
typo

started=starting

Texas Banjo Original
06-25-2005, 12:32 PM
Happy-- You sure are good at running around like you are "running" the board. Hey dude, I was just asking a question. See the "question mark: ?????????????????????????" ?

That's not telling Ross how to run his board. He can run it the way he wants. I was asking a question, and he doesn't even have to answer me if he doesn't want to.

Here's one for 'ya!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v50/texasbanjo/ezboard/humor.gif

Cyber Diva
06-25-2005, 12:35 PM
Okay, Tex!

You get a point for being cute.. that was funny! :lol

r0ss
06-25-2005, 12:38 PM
Ross, seems that EZBoard has already banned this guy for violating the TOS of EZBoard, and yet you allow him to re-enter the forums, under a new name knowing full well his IP.

Even IF he had the same IP, ezboard policy doesn't prohibit re-registering after being globally banned.

I recently had an in depth discussion about this with DeMello

happy is here
06-25-2005, 12:39 PM
<blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>Happy-- You sure are good at running around like you are "running" the board.<hr></blockquote>

Banjoplayer, I'm not running the board!
Good for you because if I was running it, all of your dumb ass trolling posts would be deleted.

Texas Banjo Original
06-25-2005, 01:12 PM
(insert "laghing" at happy emoticon) Golly, if you deleted all my posts, you would have to delete all your posts referencing all my deleted posts. If you deleted all the posts from the people that disagree with you, or question you, or simply make a comment to a board totally unrelated to you, you would have to delete the entire board besides your own posts.

Then you wouldn't have to worry about EZBoard having a problem with hackers....you'd be your own hacker.

I see you uninstalled the humor program.... hehe!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v50/texasbanjo/ezboard/thoseeyes.gif

happy is here
06-25-2005, 01:20 PM
<blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>I see you uninstalled the humor program.... hehe!<hr></blockquote>

Banjoplayer, my humor program is running. I always LMAO at your posts.

See? <img border=0 src="http://ross.adnetsol.com/graphics/art/1chirol_rofl.gif" /> <img border=0 src="http://ross.adnetsol.com/graphics/art/1chirol_rofl.gif" /> <img border=0 src="http://ross.adnetsol.com/graphics/art/1chirol_rofl.gif" />

Cyber Diva
06-25-2005, 01:25 PM
LOL @ Happy and Tex! :cheer

Great photo, Tex! HeHeHe!

We need one of Clint Eastwood saying, "Make My Day!"

Or, was that, Dirty Harry! :lol

Fully Operational Deathstar
06-25-2005, 01:27 PM
It was flounder that said that :hug1

happy is here
06-25-2005, 01:29 PM
<blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>Texas Banjo Original<hr></blockquote>

He sure is an "Original", one of a kind!

<img border=0 src="http://ross.adnetsol.com/graphics/art/1guitarplayer.gif" />

<img border=0 src="http://ross.adnetsol.com/graphics/art/1neko5.gif" /> <img border=0 src="http://ross.adnetsol.com/graphics/art/1chirol_kiss.gif" /> <img border=0 src="http://ross.adnetsol.com/graphics/art/1neko6.gif" />

Cyber Diva
06-25-2005, 01:30 PM
Yeap! Happy, i'll sing to that... :gitter

Fully Operational Deathstar
06-25-2005, 01:31 PM
I found the pic but will add it to the other thread so I don't have to post to this one :hug1

Cyber Diva
06-25-2005, 01:33 PM
The picture of Dirty Harry? :lol

FOD, where's your space ship today? :rofl3

The Pig Hater
06-25-2005, 02:19 PM
Texas Banjo - Original Idiot
Registered User
Posts: 8
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Ross, seems that EZBoard has already banned this guy for violating the TOS of EZBoard, and yet you allow him to re-enter the forums, under a new name knowing full well his IP.

How come?

ezboard bans IDs - not people.

This is NOT eBay!

Please buy a clue at your next convenience.

Nuclear Wonder Woman
06-25-2005, 02:34 PM
Lots of things, over the course of my 42 years, Peeep. But their behaviour? Their attacks on me? Their harassment of me at my job? Nope. None of that is MY fault. That's all them.

When I was just a litle girl, long before I discovered my special powers, I would sometimes whine and complain to my father when the other children were being mean to me.

I remember what my dear, wise father always would say: "What did you do to them first?"

So tell us, honey. What did you do first?

heavymetalmusic1
06-25-2005, 04:33 PM
hey Ichi..you fat fucking ****,

where did I say I blamed chops for my sanction from the ebay boards?

I blame him for about 200 posts of interogation on tigger and nukey the wife beaters board after my sanction from ebay boards.

And the worst is his calling and emailing ebay and book publishers AFTER I was reinstated.

I've known Chopshumper since 2002. I met his happy ass on the feedback board way back then.
He's still the same fucking asshole today as he was back then.

Get a fucking clue!

heavymetalmusic1
06-25-2005, 04:40 PM
and...I know exactly who had me sanctioned from the ebay boards.

orange caped hides me...with help from jats.

jats is mentally disturbed but caped on the other hand has payback coming as well.

peeep
06-25-2005, 07:56 PM
Did Tex the Original really say this:

you
should clearly understand the impact of people taking things from the boards and/or eBay to the extreme and trying to destroy someone's livlihood behind the scenes. You have no idea as to the impact of such malicious actions against Irish so far, just like most people have no idea how actions behind the scenes affected you and your business.

I found this on the "Asshole Thread" right here at TRB. Now if one removes Irish's name and inserts someone elses, like, say, Heavymetals, I wonder if it would still apply for Tex? I was just wondering since he was ^ there posting some things that made me think he'd changed his mind, again, about this board stuff.

heavymetalmusic1
06-25-2005, 08:16 PM
maybe I'll steal Texas' banjo and bash his skull in with it?

peeep
06-26-2005, 09:59 AM
Heavy, I'm sure that Tex is composing a report to have your last post removed as a threat of physical violence. OMG.

tekobari
06-26-2005, 11:34 AM
tex doesn't even sound like himself since he came back. in fact, i thought he was a sock. i guess not.

heavymetalmusic1
06-26-2005, 11:29 PM
Heavy, I'm sure that Tex is composing a report to have your last post removed as a threat of physical violence. OMG.

at least it shut the retard up.

how about we play a game?
guess who the bald headed, big shnozzed, ugly guy is in this movie clip:

www.blissmeister.com/movi...-aware.mov (http://www.blissmeister.com/movies/chops-aware.mov)

heavymetalmusic1
06-27-2005, 01:23 PM
Holy fucking shit!!! Chopshumper posts his own pic!!!


p202.ezboard.com/fthecarw...41&stop=44 (http://p202.ezboard.com/fthecarwashfrm11.showMessageRange?topicID=282.topi c&start=41&stop=44)