Bye~!

[agentorange]

I'm headed to a place where freedom is unthinkable, thanks to a select few asswipes. My 2 remaining days of freedom will be spent serial killing nuns. Robin, this is my gift to you. Thanks for not taking me seriously when I told you how far they'd go, how far they were going, and how far they had gone. They did, they were, and they are now. And you're the reason why, and you know WHO you are. Shame on you. And fuck you. (NO, Robin is not the who, she was merely a unit for distraction given her muderous tendencies towards the hooded Jesus elfs)

The next time one of you wants to PUSH a psychopath to the brink, do so on your OWN board, really, don't do it on someone else's, especially when they have the history they did in this case. All you end up doing is hurting others. Really cruel of you, REALLY FUCKING CRUEL. Blue in the face warning you, yet you laughed and brushed it off. All I ever got was "Well, they can't touch me", yet who mentioned YOU? It was ME ME ME I mentioned and YOU didn't care. You cared so little you committed a FELONY on my board, and now *I* pay the price. I do. And you still laugh about it. Some friend(s)? Nasty.

Gotta go now, because if I don't, I'll be rounded up before I'm good and ready. I left instructions to cancel my cell phone and my mail hasn't been delivered for 6 months anyway, so WOOOT~! We're gonna make a bubba our bitch or we're gonna become a bubba bitch, just depends on who weighs more, who's got bigger biceps, and who's got the bigger cock. You can pretty much guarantee I'm gonna be wearing a dress by sunrise, unless Emanual Lewis is my cellmate. And even then it's iffy.

[Kashtin]

Uh, what?

[tabbinosity]

?????

[TurtleTrax]

Something tells me he's not going to be back to explain.

[Toy Ranch]

If this is for the Mauifesto contest, we may have a new winner...

[BWS]

http://www.theauctionwatch.com/forums/index.php?

[Toy Ranch]

He's saying someone committed a felony on his board, and he's answering an arrest warrant because of it? Huh?

Makes no sense.

[TurtleTrax]

And no more than two hours before he started this thread, he posted normally (for him) in this thread:

Base's Post (http://www.therossshow.com/showthread.php?p=63860#post63860)

[Powerhouse]

Geez, it's not like a warrant is the end of the freaking world! :1crazy2:

[Kashtin]

Geez, it's not like a warrant is the end of the freaking world! :1crazy2:


I dunno', but after spending eight years in a Catholic school I may join him in the nun thing. :p

[Cartman]

[YAWN]


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[rossshow]

Maricopa county doesn't have cells, Base. You'll be living in a tent, most likely.



Sheriff Joe Arpaio is a colorful and controversial character who has instituted severe policies at Phonex's Maricopa County Jail since taking office in 1993.

According to his bio on the Maricopa County Web site (http://www.mcso.org/), he enjoys being known as "America's toughest sheriff."

He got nationwide attention when he established the Maricopa County tent city for inmates.

[bluekazoo]

You guys actually READ things base writes at 4 in the morning?

Silly people ...

[Cartman]

You guys actually READ things base writes at 4 in the morning?Are you suggesting that he might have been less-than truthful?


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[bluekazoo]

ha ... not suggesting anything ... you trying to get me in trouble? I was just sayin', is all ..

you ... you .. you ADMIN OF TRB you!!!

:madmadbea < -- my favorite of the recently added smilies - look at the teddy bear blowing it's stack ...

[toollady]

Maricopa county doesn't have cells, Base. You'll be living in a tent, most likely.

Quote:

Sheriff Joe Arpaio is a colorful and controversial character who has instituted severe policies at Phonex's Maricopa County Jail since taking office in 1993.

According to his bio on the Maricopa County Web site, he enjoys being known as "America's toughest sheriff."

He got nationwide attention when he established the Maricopa County tent city for inmates.





Isn't Sheriff Joe also the one who supplies the inmates with pink jumpsuits?

If so, Base is gonna look really hot. (That is Base's pic in his avatar, right?)

:jail:

[Cyber Diva]

:1eek2:

Brandon says.... to whomever... You cared so little you committed a FELONY on my board, and now *I* pay the price. I do. And you still laugh about it. Some friend(s)? Nasty.


Brandon, here's a hug... :1hug1: But, you know you should be paying those outstanding parking tickets BEFORE you get the warrant notice! :1chirol_c


:1evil2: :1drummer1

[foptiludrop]

BASE isn't in Maricopa County.

[Kashtin]

BASE isn't in Maricopa County.



On the lam, is he?


Good. Go base go! :1clap3:

[rossshow]

BASE isn't in Maricopa County.

Maybe he is, maybe he isn't. Still, I like posting about Joe and his Tent City Jail.

[Cyber Diva]

BASE isn't in Maricopa County.

He's not? Good, because he won't look good in pink. I think he looks best in earthtones.
:1guitarpl

[Powerhouse]

Maybe he is, maybe he isn't. Still, I like posting about Joe and his Tent City Jail.


Every damn jail should be run that way!

[rossshow]

Isn't Sheriff Joe also the one who supplies the inmates with pink jumpsuits?



No. They wear black and white stripes, like in the 40's. It's the underwear that's pink. They add red stuff, on purpose.

[foptiludrop]

Some cable channel just did a show on Sheriff Joe. He's been re-elected FOUR TIMES, despite lawsuits and petitions from the ACLU and Amnesty International, who view his practices as unconstitutional and inhumane.

Those tents -- while they have no sides, just 'roofs' -- reach temperatures of over 135 degrees inside. The inmates are fed a diet of bologna sandwiches and whatever they can manage to grow in the way of vegetables.

[peeep]

I'll miss you Base.

[rossshow]

bologna sandwiches

expired date bologna sandwiches! Surplus meat!

[foptiludrop]

Yes indeedy... One inmate hollered within earshot of the filmmaker's microphone that the bologna is always green.

[toollady]

Ah, pink lingerie, even better. :1rotfl2:

Do all boards have a resident drama whore or is Ross just lucky?
Seems like they hone their skills here and then move on to other pastures (not necessarily greener. heh.)

[bluekazoo]

Pink lingerie and Green bologna?

Is there a country song in there somewhere?

:1rotfl1:

[rossshow]

The Posse has an ezboard

Maricopa County Sheriff's Posse @ Ezboard:

http://p072.ezboard.com/bmcsoposse

Mostly hidden forums.

[Cyber Diva]

Well, Base ... seriously, keep us posted! We are going to miss you. But.. as the old saying goes, "you can't keep a good man down."

:1chirol_r

And... here, someone asked for a song:

Artist/Band: Alabama
Lyrics for Song: Can't Keep A Good Man Down
Lyrics for Album: Forty Hour Week

I thought it was forever
I thought it would last
Gotta try to make it
A page of my past
You didn't even say goodbye
When you slammed that door

Now I'm lyin' here alone
In what once was our bed
Trying to forget
All the cruel words you said
All the radio was playing
What once was our favorite song

Oh enough is enough I won't take anymore
I'm picking myself up off the floor

Cause you can't keep a good man down
You can't keep a good man down
Oh no you can't keep a good man down
Sugar, you can't keep a good man down

Gonna dress up in my finest
Clothes that I own
And take it to the streets
I won't be lonely for long
Gonna put on my best moves
On every single woman I see

Now you thought you could break me
Add me to your list
Notch me on your gun
Let me tell you this
I've got news for you baby
I don't break that easily

Cause you can't keep a good man down
You can't keep a good man down
Oh no you can't keep a good man down
Sugar, you can't keep a good man down

I'll be out there on the scene
Hangin' with my friends
This world's gonna see
Me smilin' again
I'm taking some time
To erase you from my memory

Don't write any letters
Don't call me on the phone
Don't knock on my door
Cause to you I'm not at home
I know there's a woman out there
For a man like me

Cause you can't keep a good man down
You can't keep a good man down
Oh no you can't keep a good man down
Sugar, you can't keep a good man down

Oh enough is enough I won't take anymore
I'm picking myself up off the floor

Cause you can't keep a good man down
Baby, you can't keep a good man down
Honey, you can't keep a good man down
Sugar, you can't keep a good man down

:1neko2: :1neko2: :1neko2:

[Happy]

Base

If this is one of your little games, stop it, because it is not funny!
If what you posted it true, then be serious, so the people that do care about you can try to help you.

[Heartland]

How can you commit a felony on a chat board? I can't think of a felony related to that, unless the president's life was threatened. Maybe I'm just not that familiar with all of the available felonies.

:jail:

[Monique Renee]

How can you commit a felony on a chat board? I can't think of a felony related to that, unless the president's life was threatened.

If that's the case, there will a lot of people headed to the slammer. :1rotfl2:

[Powerhouse]

How can you commit a felony on a chat board?


I swear she told me she was 18 !!! :breasts2:




:1rotfl2:

[Heartland]

It is a felony to threaten the president, but only the president of the U.S. You can threaten presidents in other countries all day long, apparently.

I don't make threats, just wishes.

:madmadbea (I just had to use this one, since it's the new most popular emote.)

[confusers]

I swear she told me she was 18 !!! :breasts2:




:1rotfl2:

Now THAT was funny, PH. :1clap:

Come on Base...come clean. Is this another one of your jokes? Maybe your buddies from the AW can clue us in.

[rossshow]

We don't alow that shit on TRS. No threatening the President.

Only say what an ass and a moron and a stinker he is.

:skunk:

[Heartland]

Ross! No one is threatening the president here. Of course you can't allow it.

Is that what happened on AW?

[10x]

What kinda crap is this???
A felony on a board, that gets the board owner a warent fer em.


Some thing with this pic is wrong worng wrong. Only thing could be is teroristic threats, child porn, And allowing solicitation of a few things.

Only thing I saw that might fit over there would be the first.

the owner would have to have done the act, or proven that they allow the solicitation to go on.

[Cartman]

Did LBW just threaten the President?

http://forums.designtechnica.com/images/smilies/SHOCKED.gif


I'll miss you Base. Well, that's one.


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[tekobari]

All I know is his latest manifesto has "robin" and "felony" in the same post, even if they aren't related. That makes it funny from the get-go.

It'd be really nice to know what's going on, so that we could attact people intelligently. I hate attacking people for the wrong reason, altho' I've been known to.

So does anyone know if any of this has some sort of truth to it? Is Auction Watch down for the count? Did someone post libelous statements or other illegal speech on AW?

What the hell happened?

[Cyber Diva]

Roy might be right. There was a "solicitation" post for a hitman over at the AW, recently. However, it was meants to be a spoof, obviously no hitman would be reading the AuctionWatch. Remember the thread, Roy?

I don't recall who did the thread, but i don't think it was Brandon who authored the thread. The thread was in the public forums, however.

:1raygun2:

[confusers]

That thread about the hitman was made by Crank*Shaft. I remember it well. It should have been taken seriously and deleted immediately. Nobody to blame but the owner himself, sorry to say.

Hey Base, if you're not going to be using the remaining gas on your priceline card.... :1kitty4:

[Cartman]

Is Auction Watch down for the count?I doubt it.

If it was closed for cause then there would be a message from the Hosting Company - not a diatribe from Base.

..

[confusers]

I doubt it.

If it was closed for cause then there would be a message from the Hosting Company - not a diatribe from Base.

..

It's probably another ploy for sympathy, and will reopen tomorrow. Now about that gas card....

[Cyber Diva]

That thread about the hitman was made by Crank*Shaft. I remember it well. It should have been taken seriously and deleted immediately. Nobody to blame but the owner himself, sorry to say.

Hey Base, if you're not going to be using the remaining gas on your priceline card.... :1kitty4:

Oh, yeah.. you're right, it was by a crank*shaft. Now, who's that?

Regarding the comment that it should have been taken down, it was taken down by Brandon, as i recall.
:irollers8

[Cyber Diva]

I doubt it.

If it was closed for cause then there would be a message from the Hosting Company - not a diatribe from Base.

..

There's no message now, it's just a dot.
:1madrealm

[Heartland]

Who is Crank*Shaft? Isn't that Bliss?

[confusers]

Oh, yeah.. you're right, it was by a crank*shaft. Now, who's that?

Regarding the comment that it should have been taken down, it was taken down by Brandon, as i recall.
:irollers8

Yes, it was finally taken down, CyberDiva, but not for almost a week, as I recall.

[blissmeister]

Meanwhile, back at the outhouse, things are starting to pile up.

:madmadbea (Yes, I love this bear tew~!)

[Cyber Diva]

HI Bliss!

What's going on with your web site? One gets a strange redirect...

:madmadbea

[blissmeister]

Hello Diva - My host is located about 1600 miles west of here, in New Orleans. Need I explain further? They [the host] are still working very hard to keep their servers running in lieu...

[newslady]

If this is for the Mauifesto contest, we may have a new winner...

LMAO, Toy!

[Kashtin]

Hello Diva - My host is located about 1600 miles west of here, in New Orleans. Need I explain further? They [the host] are still working very hard to keep their servers running in lieu...


Damn man, what country are you in?

[tekobari]

Damn man, what country are you in?The Bermuda Triangle?

[blissmeister]

Damn man, what country are you in?South Carolina, and the last I checked, it was USA? The 1600 miles are road miles and is an approximation, giver take.

[blissmeister]

Speaking of mileage... I am approximately 10 miles from that throne you see me sitting in. :)

[Kashtin]

Bliss old boy, allow me to give you a little travel tip.

Yahoo maps driving directions.

From my home in NE Ohio, New Orleans is 1060.7 road miles. Turn by turn directions and everything Bud!

Save ya' a hell of a lotta' gas if your trip from SC to NO is taking you 1600 miles.

[Kashtin]

And what is that big chair?

[blissmeister]

And what is that big chair?Its actually one of the attractions here at The Pavillion at the beach.

[Kashtin]

Wifey and I could curl up in that thing and be damn comfortable watchin' a movie.

Yep, just me and her.






(And about six of her girlfriends!) :2headspin

[10x]

Bliss if you find out what the hell is going on let us know.

[Heartland]

Roy, you're too gullible.

Bliss, I've got news for you. If your host's servers are located in NO, then they're apparently running on water instead of electricity.

[blissmeister]

Roy, you're too gullible.I agree, at least in this instance. Roy, you'll prolly hear long before I do.

Bliss, I've got news for you. If your host's servers are located in NO, then they're apparently running on water instead of electricity.Apparently they are running on diesel-generated servers and have pleas out for fluel delivery, food delivery, and other supplies.

I have one of the files (sound file) linked from one of those servers and it is located here:

http://members.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewUserPage&userid=blissmeister

I actually made the sound file from splicing three separate sound files into one and did this before I left Canada. If there is no sound, my host is down. Earlier today there was sound so it does appear as though they are working extra hard to get their customers up and running.

[10x]

"I agree, at least in this instance. Roy, you'll prolly hear long before I do."


What I wanted to know.
Thanks.

[agentorange]

When you let stuff go (or simply don't receive notification), you wind up a criminal in this country. It's essentially illegal to nap for a week. I'd leave the US if I could, there's really nothing here worth the aggrevation. We don't have a constitution or a Bill of Rights (none that are followed, anyway), one is more free in some South American drug swamp. :1drummer1

[bluekazoo]

Are there swamps in South America?

I thought the drug swamps were in Florida ...

[Cyber Diva]

Bliss old boy, allow me to give you a little travel tip.

Yahoo maps driving directions.

From my home in NE Ohio, New Orleans is 1060.7 road miles. Turn by turn directions and everything Bud!

Save ya' a hell of a lotta' gas if your trip from SC to NO is taking you 1600 miles.



:1rotfl2: :1rotfl2: :1rotfl2: :1rotfl2:

[Cyber Diva]

When you let stuff go (or simply don't receive notification), you wind up a criminal in this country. It's essentially illegal to nap for a week. I'd leave the US if I could, there's really nothing here worth the aggrevation. We don't have a constitution or a Bill of Rights (none that are followed, anyway), one is more free in some South American drug swamp. :1drummer1


:1akagera: :1evil3: :1evil3: :madmadbea :madmadbea

Did someone tell you we were free? LMAO.