Basestealer says: "LET THE REPORTING BEGIN"

[rossshow]

http://www.theauctionwatch.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2726

He explains the TOU of Proboards, and shows Chop's violations.

And provides a handy dandy link:

http://www.proboards.com/tos_violation.html

[TurtleTrax]

"Tattle-tale-ing" brought to a whole new level. :rolleyes:

[Powerhouse]

What a maroon. :irollers7

[Heartland]

Didn't Chops tell Hep the other day that he's the only one allowed to tell someone to "fuck off" on that board?

:1fuck2:

They sure are nasty over there. People who are getting sex regularly don't normally have the need to talk about it all the time, not to mention talking about it like it's a bad thing. They sound like a bunch of 12-year-olds competing with each other to see who can talk the dirtiest.

And Irish and Whale are still lying about Jon's post. Big surprise there.

[Eriu]

Ross,

Aren't you glad you found a better place!


Don't believe they report you for squat.


:1clap4:

[agentorange]

The world is a better place without Alan. The cardump was banned and locked down on ezboard and soon it will be banned and locked down on proboards. Alan will be forced to either pick up his evil little toys and go home, or take the next step in his criminal harassment and actually take legal responsibility for his own board, which will likely wind himself up in court.

[agentorange]

CHOPSBUSTER aka ALAN dedicated his LIFE to destroying myself, Ross, and countless others. He and his sick little clan reported our boards 24 hours a day, seven days a week, and when the results of those reports didn't go in his favor, that's when he turned very ugly, and obsessed--he whined and cried until he was blue the in face, and he never let up... eventually SMELLO got tired of the whole charade, and of course, the DUMP was on the hitlist. Chopo calls everyone who doesn't like him or agree with him SHILLERS. Chopo's entire life is ruining those who he can't obtain respect from. CHOPO's terror is OVER. We've had enough, as a community, and we're not going to take it anymore. Call me a tattle-tail or what have you, but I am finished with allowing this sick mother fucker to stalk and harass ANOTHER HUMAN BEING. Some of you, you're just plain too dumb to understand. Sorry bout that. I'm gonna do whatever it takes to make sure this creepy piece of shit is run off every fucking venue he engages in his warped brand of "life". It's NOT life, it's uncanny pseudo-psychotics. Die, Alan, you horrible monster of a human being. ROT IN HELL!!

[agentorange]

With any luck, that disaster of a HESHE, hepburn, with her dolled up manly avatar, will rot WITH him. No more ARNOLD JAW, no more chin stubble, no more giant elephantitus face--we can't TAKE IT ANY MORE! Brenda aka HEP, please, for the love of god, don't photoshop your butchass face again--you look 100 times worse. You look like an ape who was dressed up by the zookeeper to look "cute". It's nasty, lady. NASTY SHIT. I mean, it looks like some toddler finger painted eyelash liner all over your forehead, and the lipstick was applied by a blind negro drunk suffering from the DT's.... Your cheeks were clearly smeared in redrock, and your hair was dyed by a gothic teenager on speed. That is how you felt you were "upping" your "appearance"? The manhands hep of before looked far more feminine. Now, you just look like a character from the movie "Death Becomes Her"... like some twisted corpse-like FREAK who fell down the stairs and broke every bone in her body and had her slave-like hubby hurriedly PAINT glidden rust all over your face. It's so sickening, I screenshot your avatar and patented a PAINT BY NUMBER on your ass--HOPING someone, ANYONE, will reveal you in an acceptable light. You are like the poor fat girl in middle school who wore her mom's PROSTITUTE HANDMEDOWNS, and god damn, you aren't even FEMALE--you're a god damn MAN! Brenda, dear, if you EVER contemplated suicide, please revisit the thought. Please. You're so fucking sick, too ill to fix, you just gotta do the world ONE LAST FAVOR and actually END IT ALL. ENDA DA BRENDA. Yeah, baby, yeah!

[agentorange]

MANHANDED HEP IS REACHING FOR ME, STABBING AN OLIVE BRANCH IN MY RIBS!!! NO, NO, NO, BRENDA~!!! NO OLIVE BRANCH STABBING FOR YOU! MANIFESTO WHORE, YOU GOT NO LOVE HERE. NO LOVE!!!!!!! Perhaps you can start 50 new threads on the cardump so Alan can embarass and humiliate you and you can postivelty "wonder why". LOL. You're such a fucking retard, good lord, you and everyone else who even THINKS about supporting such a filthy, raunchy board. EVERYONE HATES YOU, HEP. EVERYONE HATES CHOPS. The reason for the hate ISN'T THE SAME. You CANNOT expect a "budding friendship" based on the two of you's horrible reputations. You're just asking for more abuse, BOTH of you, you sick filthy cunts. GROW UP! GROW UP AND LEAVE THE INTERNET!!! GET OUTTA HERE~!!!!!

[agentorange]

I have a Jack LaLanne juicer, and now I am sipping the product of pineapple and strawberry from Christ's cup. Alan is furiously reporting my posts to the secret service, in a desperate attempt to have us all detained in CUBA--Alan knows that's where ALL THE NONJEWS GO when they question our JEW LOVING LYING GOVERNMENT. Alan knows that's where we belong! Alan is angry that he hasn't a foreskin, and he is RAGING REALLY DAMN HARD over it, but Alan admits that to have a foreskin is to be a SHILLER. A DIRTY FORESKINNED SHILLER. He's conflicted. I wonder if Alan has ever given thought to the idea of ABORTION, as in, his nasty-assed mom who gutted her pussy with a meathook shoulda ABORTED HIS ASS, that way, at least, he wouldn't feel so guilty about her death. After all, she killed herself after Alan began his militant political agenda..... she said so in the "note". Will Alan READ US THE NOTE? No, he won't. The filthy cocksucker wants you to believe he's a puritan. Do the foreskin check, the dude's a skinned Jew on drugs. I am going to vomit again, BRB.

[agentorange]

Sesame Street is brought to you by Proctor and Gamble, the New York Times, and AAA Nature Alternative Supplements... you can visit our sponsers on the web or by dialing 1-800.... OH FUCK IT! Christ, you retards know better. If you failed to laugh, then you failed to live. If you laughed to fail, then you're a fucking loser. You can't win either way, so just laugh and lose, ALL OF YOU~! :info:

[agentorange]

Did I mention I live in a gated community and that I play the GOLF?????? I didn't think you had anything to say. Thank you! OPEN, DRIVE-THRU-CLOSE-LOCK, BLAMMO! Ron, where's my clubs? WOOOT~!~!!!!!!!

"That's a peach, hun!"

Shutup Fred, I hit the damn ball into the mosquito-infested pond you elderly bastard sugar daddy! I whacked that stupid nobby hail-sized mole 15 feet and it bounced into the aligator lake. SHUT THE FUCK UP you senile bastard! "That's a peach, hun!" What, are you hard of hearing? "WHACK~!!!"

Good lord.

[agentorange]

As a hobby I scoop the diareah out of handicapped people's dipes.... Don't be sick, okay FINE, I'll answer that, YES I do sniff my hands after a juicy swipe. HAPPY NOW? I can tell anyone what they ate the day before, so long as they haven't juiced thier shorts with the cranberry juice. That shit is like plastic freezer bags wiping down finger prints. You can't tell when they spit the cranberry. You just can't, dude.

[agentorange]

I feel like taking nude photos of myself and sending them to the tabloids for $40. I've spoken so naughty tonight that I have a rather stiff erection, despite it's stubby little thumb-sized imprint, it's rather rigid nonetheless... If I rub it against a shower curtain and get off, do you think houseguests will see the semen dribbles and be grossed out? After all, it could just as well be SNOT!

Okay, that's it for me tonight. I've thoroughly humiliated myself and now it's time for peanut butter Ben and Jerry's icecream and good, long nap. TUCK TUCK little rossbiddies! TUCK TUCK~!

CARDUMP--I love you so... so much that you won't exist tomorrow. Cuz, I love you so muches :) WOOOT~!

[rossshow]

Rant much, Basey? Yawn.

:irollers5

[Happy]

Jeeezus, Base, what the heck is happening with you? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v104/Happy14/bitching.gif
Take a couple of these http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v104/Happy14/chillpill.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v104/Happy14/yikes.gif

[nanastuff]

WOW, Base.....If I didn't look twice at your username I would have sworn it was someone else!!!! :irollers2

[toollady]

Mighty broad brush you have there Base.

Not everyone hates Hep or Chops.

And, if I recall correctly, your last rant contributed to the shutdown of Ross' previous board.

Wanna play with the adults, then grow up Brandon.

[Powerhouse]

With the self-deragatory bent Base's posts were taking I was suspecting his account had been jacked. You mean he actually IS that stupid? :1bonk1:

[tekobari]

Base, no one is surprised that you can be cruel. No one is surprised you use anti-Semitic language. No one is surprised at the time stamp on those posts. And your primary political cause, circumcision, has been done to death. Why it even belongs in your posts, other than anti-Semitism, is beyond me.

You're making a fool of yourself. Okay, you're allowed. But the cruelty has to stop. STOP.

I've said my piece, not that you'll listen.

[TurtleTrax]

Funny! This thread stays in The Ross Show; My thread is relegated to Bad, Bad Things...

My Thread (http://www.therossshow.com/showthread.php?t=2861)

[bluekazoo]

Yeah, Dale, I just posted about the irony in YOUR thread in the nasty forum, lmao ...

[bluekazoo]

You're making a fool of yourself. Okay, you're allowed. But the cruelty has to stop. STOP.

And also a hearty AMEN to tek's quote above ...

Not that either base or ross give two shits about what anybody else thinks, but I still felt the urge to ditto tek's sentiment ...

[rossshow]

My thread

Yep. No reason to start a thread complaining about another thread, just complain away in the thread you want to complain about.

[bluekazoo]

You're just gonna have to post the rules for us, ross ... you know? Some of us didn't attend the last board meeting ...

Are you conserving bandwidth or making an arbitrary decision? Since when are we limited to one thread per topic or what-have-you?

Sometimes things are just toooooo complicated ...

[rossshow]

Case by case basis.

Arbitrary and based solely upon my early morning grumpyness level.

AS it always has been , so it will always be.

[bluekazoo]

Might I recommend more sleep then?

[Powerhouse]

Case by case basis.

Arbitrary and based solely upon my early morning grumpyness level.

AS it always has been , so it will always be.


Ain't that the truth. Ross has never claimed to be 'fair and balanced', he just claims to be ross, and all that entails. :D

:1micio1:

[rossshow]

Might I recommend more sleep

You might.

IN the appropriate thread.

[bluekazoo]

LMAO ... I read that last word as

entrails

bwahahahahahaha

[bluekazoo]

my post was to PH, btw ..

pray tell, WHICH is the grumpy needs more sleep thread?

do I start a new one?

do I DARE start a new one?

[TurtleTrax]

I wanted to make sure you saw it, Ross. That's why I sarted a new thread with your name on it - since YOU run the board.

Like The Blue One, I'm obviously unaware of your rules for the new TRB. I think you should make a list of them and put them up with a sticky in each forum, so that we know when we're breaking them.

[rossshow]

First thing I see, THIS morning was some political bullshit in the main forum.

Then a thread complaining about another thread.

Then seeing Basey's rants.

A high level of grumpyness ensued.

[bluekazoo]

I think you should make a list of them and put them up with a sticky in each forum, so that we know when we're breaking them.

I think there should be a list so we can work on breaking them!

[Powerhouse]

Dale, it's TRS, any 'rules' are subject to change depending on which side of the bed he gets up on, the phase of the moon, the direction of the wind, and many, many other intangible factors, so posting any 'rules' would likely be moot.

Just go with the flow if you can. :)

[rossshow]

I wanted to make sure you saw it

I am NOT like Jimbo at OTWA. He is the one wo makes the claim that he can't read every thread at his board.

Bullshit.

I read every thread at every board.

I see all, know all. Remember?

[Toy Ranch]

:476956-sm

[bluekazoo]

ross - go feed the goats, grab your favorite morning beverage and go out and walk the perimeter, eh?

it's probably a gorgeous desert morning ...

but please ... for the love of all things good ... don't call him 'basey' ...

[rossshow]

it's TRS, any 'rules' are subject to change depending on which side of the bed he gets up on, the phase of the moon, the direction of the wind, and many, many other intangible factors, so posting any 'rules' would likely be moot.



Duh! TRS is the self moderating board. It's the board with no holds barred.

Always has been.

Do you think that's suddenly changed?

Do you think I'm walking on fucking eggshells, all of a sudden? Fuck no. I refuse. I fucking refuse. I fucking damn hell refuse.

TRB is an open board. OPEN BOARD.

[bluekazoo]

open board as long as we do it the ross-way .. don't arbitrarily start new threads, don't make too much noise, and stop tracking mud across the nice clean floor ......

:1jester:

[rossshow]

Dammit, Blue.

You go from tryiing to calm me out into the desert morning, to inciting a riot.

Just as it should be.

[zeldas]

I am NOT like Jimbo at OTWA. He is the one wo makes the claim that he can't read every thread at his board. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v282/pll/amen.gif
Amen to that Ross.

Anybody got some dulcolax for Base?

[TurtleTrax]

Mikey, obviously you missed my sarcasm when asking for a list of rules to be posted. (Ross did too, apparently.) I guess I need a "sarcastic" smiley.

I'm all for no rules, but I'm NOT for hate speech, anything that could be construed as hate speech, or anything posted that could get this board shut down because asshole #1 got drunk and posted crap, and asshole #2 reports every post that asshole #1 makes. BTDT.

[peeep]

I see all, know all. Remember?

I'm afraid, very afraid. Ross, do you have any quarters this a.m.?

[bluekazoo]

My pleasure.

Now go take that walk - I was serious about that part ... I love the desert in the morning ...

[bluekazoo]

thinking if I can get ross to go out for awhile, I can fill this thread with mindless banter, thereby forcing him to move it to the chat forum ....

[Powerhouse]

Mikey, obviously you missed my sarcasm when asking for a list of rules to be posted. (Ross did too, apparently.) I guess I need a "sarcastic" smiley.



LOL. Must be the day for 'missing' things, Dale - just as ross also apparently misconstrued my whole-hearted agreement with him and thought it was sarcasm.

[Heartland]

I see all, know all. Remember? I'll bet you don't know what I'm wearing right now. :butt:

If anyone calls him Rossey, I'm gonna :2slampan:

[Zilvy]

There are a lot of people who got you to this board with their $1.50 donations...and more.

If Base is allowed hate talk, then others may follow....is this the kind of board that people got together to promote at the cost of $700.

If you think that a post of hate talk and wishing people would kill themselves will go unreported aren't you in more than a fog, Ross? Are you ready for an insurrection "Cowboy"?

You could find rustlers on the ranch ready to do harm to the GOATS!

[Powerhouse]

and wishing people would kill themselves


You mean like, "Die, Jamie! Die!" :1chip:

[Zilvy]

That's old Ezboard, PH....I am talking NOW, NEW start and all that crap!

Ross can ignore the ranting of the feeble minded one, but those caught in his spiel well may not. Just because one is an exotic and the other the enemy doesn't mean that this board will survive another bombardment of protests!

[rossshow]

I know you agreed with me, Mike.

I said Duh for the others who don't get it.

Wishing someone would commit suicide is not a threat. Die Jammie Die is not a threat. There was no hate speech. No threats, no hate speech. Check.

Insurrect to your heart's content.

[Zilvy]

Loyalty, wasted on a drunken anarchist! :1crazy2:

[Powerhouse]

If nothing else, once Base comes off his bender he will get his ego stroked by all the discussion of him. :rolleyes:

[rossshow]

Loyalty

To me and my own principals, to MY way of running a board.

To Basetard? Hardly!

[rossshow]

If nothing else, once Base comes off his bender he will get his ego stroked by all the discussion of him. :rolleyes:


No duh!

[rossshow]

And, it's HARDLY a wonderful desert morning.

The wind has been RIPPING through the high plains, for the past 2 days.

Gusts about 30mph, steady winds at about 25mph.

http://www.wunderground.com/cgi-bin/findweather/getForecast?query=86401

[Toy Ranch]

I didn't even read what Base typed last night, and don't care what he typed either. It's always about the same, BUT, if the Chopstard/Basetard war ends in this place getting shut down, I'm pre-manifestoing from any Ross Show III.

[rossshow]

I didn't even read

I did, and carefully evaluated every single word. There was no illegal speech.

No more than: Die, Jammie, Die.

[Toy Ranch]

Ross, the point isn't what Base said last night/this morning. It's what he has done to this board in the past, and will likely do again... which is to post something that IS way over the line/illegal.

I was at Home Depot last night and this crazy guy started screaming at the manager and pushing shopping carts into stuff and throwing a huge fit about something. I don't know what he was saying, and don't care. What I did care about was that he seemed liable to go out to his truck, get the gun off the rack, and come back in the store to finish trying to win his argument, and the store didn't have the sense to call the cops and have dude removed.

[TurtleTrax]

Ross, the point isn't what Base said last night/this morning. It's what he has done to this board in the past, and will likely do again... which is to post something that IS way over the line/illegal. Amen.

[rossshow]

post something that IS way over the line/illegal

Someone will.

Someday, yes, someday it will happen. That is certain.

Someone, someday.

Didn't happen today.

I can assure you I will evaluate and judge each and every post or thread upon it's own merit. I read every thread on every board every day. I'll judge those, as well.

[agentorange]

Some of your members are really whacked, Ross! Are they from another country where being hateful and sarcastic is illegal? Which country is that!?

LOL, the new Ross board will be shut down because basestealer told HEP it looks like a toddler smeared eyeliner all over her forhead! Oh, the horror!

:1kitty4:

[oddish]

In some ways it would be fun to torment Ross. I am never against tormenting Ross on principal, it's just I feel kinda poopy today. So I'll just say


Ignore works wonderfully on this board and therefore some of us have no idea what anyone is talking about. To any newbies out there...use it..it's awsome!

Hugs for Blue, Turtle and Ross.

I changed my mind. Let's talk about something fluffy in this thread and really torment Ross hehehehe

[agentorange]

I still sleep with teddy bears. Is that fluffy? :1higuma:

[tdreamer56]

when you went on tirades after drinking thunderbird you were bad enough thief but these meth tirades are really out there. :1raygun1:

[agentorange]

I still sleep with teddy bears, is that fluffy? :madmadbea

[bluekazoo]

Let's talk about something fluffy in this thread and really torment Ross hehehehe

Where did you go, Raddish?

I was busy fulfilling a social obligation and came back to find no fluff at all ... just base and his trained bears ...

[oddish]

I'm right here Blue. It's not as easy as it looks to derail a thread all by oneself...especially when Ross ignores all attempts to rile him up. Now help me out dangit.

[bluekazoo]

What letter are you up to now, Oddy?

Do you have a favorite yet?

[oddish]

I'm not linear remember. Straight lines are scary to me. I skip around. I've found there are some great D words...like despot. A carries with it a good supply of describing words and Q words can really spice up a conversation. P words I think might be my favorite. There's a good variety in there and some can make you appear quite intelligent if placed just so in the conversation.

[agentorange]

More bears :1higuma: :1higuma: :1higuma:

[bluekazoo]

I like bears. I think more bears and fewer vulgarisms is definitely the way to go, base ... maybe you should just post in emotes for awhile, lol

Oddy, D is a good letter ...

Do you have a preference for number of syllables in a word?

I think 3 ... maybe 4 is the maximum for ultimate efficiency ... beyond 4 and something gets lost ...

[oddish]

I tend to agree for the most part Blue. There are occasions for the longer syllabeled words but certainly not as much as people throw them around. Discretion is the better part of valor and speech ya know?

[agentorange]

But I haven't thrown them around in a long time! Surely I was due...

More bears for you :1hug2: :1animal_m :madmadbea :madmadbea

[bluekazoo]

base ... sometimes your posts are spot on ... sometimes you make me laugh out loud ... sometimes I find myself nodding in agreement at a point of view of yours ...

but you will always lose me the minute you spout a vulgarity ... and I'm not talking the normal run of the mill cussing, I'm talking vulgar stuff ... and I don't just lump the sex terms in the vulgar column, but the other nasty stuff as well ... I can't help it ... that's the way I am ...

Quite honestly, it's even harder to accept that side of you because I know damned well you are perfectly capable of communicating without the yucky stuff ... it'd be different if those words were the only tools you had ... but they're not ... you choose them ... and I just have to turn away when you do ...

I do, however, like your use of the bears ... and I'd like to see you emote more and cuss less ...



Oddy, yes and yes and yes .... discretion ... D word, 3 syllables, and absolutely the better part of valor ...

[bluekazoo]

oh and base?

"Animal" was NOT a bear.

Fozzie was a bear.


"Animal" ... well, I'm not sure what he was, I think he was just a generic 'monster' ...

[TurtleTrax]

Base:

What the Blue One said up there.

[TurtleTrax]

...in post #76...

Sending hugs to the Raddish (I like that!)

[agentorange]

Me aminal! ARG ARG ARG

[Eriu]

Shoot I love bears, but Base..Dude listen to the Blue one, the turtle and the Odd one.

They are smart peoples.


And, they have been around a lot longer than you. Please listen...they speaks the truth!

[Cartman]

And, they have been around a lot longer than you.Been around longer ... where?


http://www.wtv-zone.com/harmandmac/shipperlist/anicons/ScratchHead.gif

..

[Eriu]

Cartman

I have no idea who you are but I am in a bad mood...


So Bite my ass and move along

I can not deal with ass holes at the moment

[Cartman]

I am in a bad moodI could give a fuck about your moods!

Turn your damn computer off if you are having a personal problem!

:1finger1:

[Eriu]

Cartman,

I would suggest that it would be you to turn off the computer since you can not even post a logical thought.

Bad mood, yes
No Cartman
Priceless


And b4 U even go there I will now have you on ignore as I do all stupid 13 yr old ass holes.

[Powerhouse]

Eriu, you forgot how to handle Cartman ---> :cheesy001

[Eriu]

Thank you PH!

[ADMIRAL]

Eriu:


Go n-ithe maorlathaí míthrócaireach do chuid calóga arbhair. :1clap4:

Go bpléasca na gráinneoga cealgrúnacha do chuid fo-éadaigh. :)

[mouthymouse]

What language is that Admiral? I want to go translate it.

[Heartland]

It's Irish (Gaelic), MM.

[mouthymouse]

Thank you Sandy. I couldn't find a site that would give me a translation, but I did find a couple of other funny ones:


English: May the hounds of hell destroy your underwear.
Irish: Go scriosa cúnna ifrinn do chuid fo-éadaigh.

English: May the malevolent hedgehogs weaken your hair.
Irish: Go lagaí na gráinneoga cealgrúnacha do chuid gruaige.

English: May the crab lice gnaw at your manly part.
Irish: Go gcreime na míolta crúbacha do bhall fearga.

English: May a pitiless bureaucrat blow up your ill-gotten wealth.
Irish: Go bpléasca maorlathaí míthrócaireach do chuid airgid caim.

:1micio1:

[Heartland]

LOL! No one can say the Irish don't have a sense of humor.

I'm still looking, but I found this:

A man walked into the vegetable section of his local Supermarket and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce.

The man was insistent that the boy asks his manager about the matter. Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager,

'Some moron wants to buy a half a head of lettuce.' As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added,

'And this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half.'

The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way.

Later the manager found the boy and said, 'I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from son?'

'Fermanagh, sir,' the boy replied.

'Well, why did you leave Fermanagh,' the manager asked.

The boy said, 'Sir, there's nothing but whores and football players up there.'

'Really!' said the manager. 'My wife is from Fermanagh!'

The boy replied, 'No way! Who did she play for?'

[Heartland]

Translation:

May a pitiless bureaucrat eat your cornflakes.

May the evil hedgehogs blow-up your underpants/underwear.

Tá cuid an daimh den eadra agam!! (Someone's been to the curse engine!!)

My name in Gaelic is Alastrìona. What's yours? (Click on the "Problem Names" link if your name is not on the first list.)

http://www.namenerds.com/irish/