Fuct Lyrics

[FLvamp]

We've all heard, at some point, different wacky (and often funny) words for songs that sound similar to the original as written.

Examples ~
Wacky: She had Raspberry for Brains ...
Original Prince: She wore a Raspberry Beret ...

Wacky: Scuse me while I kiss this guy ...
Original Hendrix: Scuse me while I kiss the sky ...


What have you heard (or made up)?

[Maison Rustique]

The old Carly Simon song, "You Belong to Me"--

There's a part where she sings "You belong, you belong, you belong..." fairly fast.

My Mom always thought it was the baloney song with her singing baloney, baloney, baloney...

:1rotfl2:

[newslady]

Overhead in a high school girl's restroom by a tone-deaf songstress, screeching the old Cameo slow-jam, Sparkle.

Wacky: Catch the girl, in your life.
Original Cameo: Spar-kle, in your eye.

[GammaWaif]

My mom once told me she thought the Bee Gees were so progressive, because of the lyrics:

Wacky: Bald-headed woman
Original: More than a woman

Decades later, Ellen Degeneris hosts some televised music awards show, and she does a fractured lyrics bit, and "bald-headed woman" is among her jokes. Could have knocked me over with a feather! Guess Mom wasn't the only one to hear the lyrics wrong.

Wacky: There's a bathroom on the right
CCR Original: There's a bad moon on the rise.

:1guitarpl

[juliatheena]

BananaRama sang: I'm your Venus, I'm your fire
My version: I'm your penis, I'm for hire