Cartman
09-18-2005, 09:47 PM
Two things Navy SEALS are always taught:
Keep your priorities in order.
Know when to act without hesitation.
A college professor, an avowed atheist and active in
the ACLU, was teaching his class. He shocked several of
his students when he flatly stated that once and for all
he was going to prove there was no God. Addressing the
ceiling he shouted:
"GOD, if you are real, then I want you to knock me
off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes!"
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin
drop. Ten minutes went by.
"I'm waiting God, if you're real knock me off this platform!"
Again after 4 minutes, the professor taunted God
saying, "Here I am, God! I'm still waiting!"
His count down got down to the last couple of
minutes when a SEAL, just released from the Navy after
serving in Afghanistan and Iraq and newly registered in the
class, walked up to the Professor.
The SEAL hit him full force in the face, and sent
the Professor tumbling from his lofty platform. The Professor
was out cold!! The students were stunned and shocked. They
began to babble in confusion. The SEAL nonchalantly took his
seat in the front row and sat silent. The class looked at him
and fell silent.....waiting. Eventually, the professor came to
and was noticeably shaken. He looked at the SEAL in the front
row. When the professor regained his senses and could speak
he asked:
"What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
"God was really busy protecting America's soldiers, who are
protecting your right to say stupid shit and act like an asshole!
So he sent me!"
..
Keep your priorities in order.
Know when to act without hesitation.
A college professor, an avowed atheist and active in
the ACLU, was teaching his class. He shocked several of
his students when he flatly stated that once and for all
he was going to prove there was no God. Addressing the
ceiling he shouted:
"GOD, if you are real, then I want you to knock me
off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes!"
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin
drop. Ten minutes went by.
"I'm waiting God, if you're real knock me off this platform!"
Again after 4 minutes, the professor taunted God
saying, "Here I am, God! I'm still waiting!"
His count down got down to the last couple of
minutes when a SEAL, just released from the Navy after
serving in Afghanistan and Iraq and newly registered in the
class, walked up to the Professor.
The SEAL hit him full force in the face, and sent
the Professor tumbling from his lofty platform. The Professor
was out cold!! The students were stunned and shocked. They
began to babble in confusion. The SEAL nonchalantly took his
seat in the front row and sat silent. The class looked at him
and fell silent.....waiting. Eventually, the professor came to
and was noticeably shaken. He looked at the SEAL in the front
row. When the professor regained his senses and could speak
he asked:
"What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
"God was really busy protecting America's soldiers, who are
protecting your right to say stupid shit and act like an asshole!
So he sent me!"
..