Cartman
01-01-2006, 12:59 PM
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San Jose, CA (cartBay) eBay announced today the beginning of a week-long celebration commemorating the 2-year Anniversary of the Official Sanction of Alan Polonsky, a well-known fraudster, online-harasser and purveyor of stolen intellectual property.
Festivities will include live bands, free food, free booze, and topless dancers.
“It will be a big-ass party”, said eBay’s Rob Chesnut, who is rumored to have been personally involved in the exile of Polonsky 2-years ago. Mr. Chesnut confirmed for us that Meg Whitman would not be one of the topless dancers.
Well-known eBay associate “Kelley” informed us that her personal Restraining Order against Mr. Polonsky was still in effect, so she didn’t expect that the famous fraudster would be attending the event. It is thus unknown if the fraudsters will be represented at the event or if Polonsky top lieutenant, and scamming-compatriot Karl Kischkel, aka: Nuke-the-Scammer, will attend.
eBay announced last week that it would be sending out a free Commemorative Refrigerator Magnet to all members in good standing, which is the first time since the auction behemoth’s inception that they have ever given anything away for free.
January 4, 2006 - a Joyous Day at eBay!
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San Jose, CA (cartBay) eBay announced today the beginning of a week-long celebration commemorating the 2-year Anniversary of the Official Sanction of Alan Polonsky, a well-known fraudster, online-harasser and purveyor of stolen intellectual property.
Festivities will include live bands, free food, free booze, and topless dancers.
“It will be a big-ass party”, said eBay’s Rob Chesnut, who is rumored to have been personally involved in the exile of Polonsky 2-years ago. Mr. Chesnut confirmed for us that Meg Whitman would not be one of the topless dancers.
Well-known eBay associate “Kelley” informed us that her personal Restraining Order against Mr. Polonsky was still in effect, so she didn’t expect that the famous fraudster would be attending the event. It is thus unknown if the fraudsters will be represented at the event or if Polonsky top lieutenant, and scamming-compatriot Karl Kischkel, aka: Nuke-the-Scammer, will attend.
eBay announced last week that it would be sending out a free Commemorative Refrigerator Magnet to all members in good standing, which is the first time since the auction behemoth’s inception that they have ever given anything away for free.
January 4, 2006 - a Joyous Day at eBay!
http://www.cartbay.com/images/chops-magnet-2006b.jpg