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Powerhouse
01-05-2006, 05:45 PM
Do they believe even a faction of the stuff they spew?

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/01/05/robertson.sharon/index.html


Robertson suggests God smote Sharon

Evangelist links Israeli leader's stroke to 'dividing God's land'

Thursday, January 5, 2006; Posted: 7:08 p.m. EST (00:08 GMT)

(CNN) -- Television evangelist Pat Robertson suggested Thursday that Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's stroke was divine retribution for the Israeli withdrawal from Gaza, which Robertson opposed.

"He was dividing God's land, and I would say, 'Woe unto any prime minister of Israel who takes a similar course to appease the [European Union], the United Nations or the United States of America,'" Robertson told viewers of his long-running television show, "The 700 Club."

"God says, 'This land belongs to me, and you'd better leave it alone,'" he said...


Buddy - let me give you a clue, if any deity is actually speking to you - it AIN'T God! :1evil2:

KatieP
01-05-2006, 07:47 PM
I wanna know... who Robertson thinks God is smiting with all those wildfires in Texas?

Powerhouse
01-05-2006, 07:48 PM
I wanna know... who Robertson thinks God is smiting with all those wildfires in Texas?

LOL. Damn fine question! :1clap5:

agentorange
01-05-2006, 10:37 PM
Isn't the entire earth God's land? Why would god care if the palestinians were allowed to return to their homeland on the Gaza strip? Does "leave my land alone" mean god doesn't want anyone there? If that's true, then the Jews can't be there either. Duh. Mr. Robertson is going senile so I will refrain from mocking him personally, but this is just one in a series of "god smited you" statements he's made this past year.

Heartland
01-05-2006, 11:45 PM
Down with crazy old coots! :1chirol_c

(Anyone watch The Daily Show tonight?)

ADMIRAL
01-06-2006, 01:31 AM
Lettuce ask Billy Graham ..................... :2headspin

FLvamp
01-06-2006, 07:12 AM
This guy is out - of - control. He seriously needs a time out.

It seems ok with whatever directorial peeps there are at 700 Club, since (as Base commented) this is just one more in a series of reprehensible statements.

Reverend Colin
02-16-2006, 05:37 PM
Ahhh yes,

I patiently await for that time I have dreamed about.

To have my very own Televison show,

The Reverend Colin’s Half Hour of Sexual Power.

I never promised to last any longer.

mango man
02-16-2006, 05:42 PM
brought to you by Viagra

Dr. Arcane
02-16-2006, 06:34 PM
You can have the half-hour, I'm working on a miniseries.

ssnafu
02-16-2006, 06:48 PM
Better watch your ass Doc. Those Televanqelists have been known to put out a contract on someone that pisses them off.

Powerhouse
02-16-2006, 06:53 PM
brought to you by Viagra
:1chirol_r

trouble1957
02-17-2006, 05:35 PM
I just stopped in to say thanks for knocking the Donkey Raping Uncle Fucker off the main page.


:1chirol_c