ANOTHER SURVIVOR MANIFESTO's From Survivor Sucks Ezboard!

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http://p085.ezboard.com/fsurvivorsuc...art=30&stop=60

your right i will go away...tired of this..can't even come in on survivor night without you people being over the top assholes...forget it. please pass this around so that way people will know to not im me through this board anymore. i want people to know that i won't be checking it anymore because it kills me to not answer fan mail. if someone could get admin to shut my account i would apprecaite that.

i want to thank everyone who has been nice on these boards there has been alot of you. Sj and Elin. you rock! there are alot more peope on here who are sweet than not but it just isn't healthy for me anymore to come here and have people be rude to me 24 7. it is in my nature to fight back so i get sassy too but that isn't the type of person i want to be.

i really don't know what is wrong with you people that you can't just talk about the show even on nights like this everything has to be personal...mean and i am done.

thanks everyone who loves survivor...i love it too and i will always...always be a fan of the show.

watch out future survivors this board can be fun but mostly just eats at you and makes you feel bad.

now i understand why all other survivors leave here too.

really thank you guys
love coby

Reported here:

http://p085.ezboard.com/fsurvivorsuc...ID=45085.topic

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if someone could get admin to shut my account i would apprecaite that.

Alert Demello!

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http://p085.ezboard.com/fsurvivorsuc...ID=45162.topic

What was your fave moment from the Coby @ Sucks Era?

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Give me the Cliff Notes ... why do people believe that's the real Coby? Is there some sort of proof given when a real survivor registers, or what?

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Is there some sort of proof given when a real survivor registers, or what?

Yes.

That board is a "Demello Favorite", in fact he was, back in the early days, a prolific poster there.

That board is heavly policed and moderated.

[Heartland]

Hmmm, I might have to pay a bit more attention to that board. Thanks Ross.

I was okay with the outcome last night. Steph had been getting on my nerves lately with the "OH MY GOD" and "HELLOOO!" constantly. She was seriously reminding me of The Nanny with that voice.

I wish Rafe hadn't made the decision he did, but I think that's just Rafe and he couldn't be any other way. Who would've imagined he'd be so good in all those challenges?

[rossshow]

Hmmm, I might have to pay a bit more attention to that board.

Good idea. It's on my regular rounds. If you catch something I miss feel free to start a thread here in the TV forum.

Jonathan posts in the TAR forums, he's manifesto'ed many times.

Several other Survivors post in the "Nice Nice" forum.

Coby knew the kinds of assholes that post at Sucks, and he just manifesto'ed several weeks back.

He's a board junkie, like so many. NO will power to stay away.

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You'll need this thread, Sandy:

http://p085.ezboard.com/fsurvivorsuc...tart=1&stop=20


And, back onto Coby, he's been having real trouble with his Survivor Official Blog:

i think i can post this here (hopefully) but lets say my last blog was 'returned' to me today from CBS because it had some questionable things in it.

it was only a matter of time before i ruffled their feathers

they said i could revise it and resend but i just said ditch it no big deal

really didn't bother me...they are just doing their job.

love coby
p.s. sent a new one tonight...and will do numerous ones this week since it is over soon

http://p085.ezboard.com/fsurvivorsuc...t=701&stop=750

It was posts about his blog that brought on his last manifesto, earlier in the thread linked above.

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http://www.cbs.com/primetime/survivo...strikeback.php

Coby says:

12/12/05 5:35 pm

The season is finally over and I found myself depressed baking a cake and making myself dinner at home...alone.

I realized a lot of things.

That my season is officially really really over (this being the first finale since mine brought back a lot of memories). That this blog has been my small second chance to keep playing the game (and I thank CBS for that). And that it really made me sad to watch people keep picking on Stephenie (including me).

So I would like to give out some awards...

-Miss Broken Ankle But I Will Keep Going Award-
Amy thank you for not only making the show better with your true honest grit but making the finale lighten up a bit as well. I wanted you to keep talking! You are a true Survivor who didn't know the word quit.

-Golden Boy Award-
Blake you were the hottest thing to look at in Guatemala and considering the company you kept that is a high honor whether you want it or not. Cocky isn't always a bad thing I think it will take you far in life and you can do anything you want to.

-Barely Saw You Award-
Brianna, Brooke, and Morgan all followed Morgans disappearing act and well..disappeared. You can thank Steph and Bobby Jon's return to your no show editing. Just too much story to tell and I am so sorry yours was left out. But let me pay you some special attention here...
Brianna- Your over the shoulder look in the 11 mile hike is still one of the prettiest moments of the game...I will remember it forever.
Brooke- The player that might have been. It is a tough game and what part you played you played really well
Morgan- Your smile lights up a room and don't ever forget that.

-Old Dude Rocks Award-
Jim I can tell you from Willard in my season, I not only bow to you for applying but bow to you for lasting even a day out there. It kicked my ass and I am half your age.
You rock!!!

-Who's Your Mamma Award-
Margaret you took care of everyone but rolled over to die when you saw your number was up. I did the same thing, it is so hard to fight back when everyone is against you. But thank you for calling out Judd as this years biggest flip flopper for no reason of the season.

-Caption ADD Award-
Judd you know I wasn't your biggest supporter this season but I can't deny that you added some spice to a already heated dish called Guatemala. I can also tell you from experience from meeting past Survivors, I usually end up befriending the ones I didn't like on TV so I am sure we will have a beer together someday and laugh about all this.

-Loved You In The End Award-
Gary it took me a long time to root for you but once I did I did! You were a smooth criminal out there and played one of the best games of a non winner ever. You called people out but not in a in your face kind of way. You are a class act.

-Bobby Jon's Little Brother Award-
Jamie, I love Bobby Jon and I love you. So passionate, so real. You are the little brother everyone wants to have. You were more dang sweet and funny at the finale in your 2 minutes than most of them put together. I can't wait to met you someday and hug your neck. *Coby bumps Jamie's shoulder like he does Bobby Jon's*

-Zen Is For Farmers Award-
Brandon, if I want to hug Jamie's neck, I just want to hang out with you by the lake in the rain and hear you contemplate life. You seem like such a deep person who is only just beginning to scratch who he is and what he wants in life...I can't wait to see what you do next. You my dear sir are awesome.

-Mr Eye Roller Award-
Brian how dare you take my crown as the most over the top drama queen on Survivor! But I pass the title on to you but if you can't fulfill your duties we have to call back Brandon from Africa. You were my favorite this season and I hated when you left me to watch the others without you. Here is hoping for a All Stars 2 for you!

-Underrated Player Of The Year-
Lydia I know you think you were just sweet and every ones friend but I see through your cover. You played the game and played it well. From dodging to be the first voted out of your tribe to trying to talk everyone to taking you to the final 3. You always talked game, were always playing, paying and you were not riding any ones coattails my dear. You are a player, period.

-Female I Most Likely Want To Be Stuck With-
Cindy if I can't have Madonna I will take you. I loved your passion for the game even though I still think keeping that car for yourself was the wrong choice. I know exactly what you mean when you said at the finale that you left a piece of you back there. I hate to tell you but that won't change, it has been a year later and I still dream of being back in Palau. That is real life, what we call now have to call real life...isn't.

-Best Player Award-
Danni there is a reason you won. You played the best game from start to finish. You never showed your cards like Steph did in the final 3 challenge and you worked the jury over well with your "Aww shuck I can't believe I am just here routine", did Bobby Jon help you prep that speech? Your stealth bomber adage was a bit much just be grateful you won, don't rub people's noses in it.

-Best Gay Playa' Eva' Award-
Rafe I know you are the type that doesn't want to be in a 'category' probably but you are a role model now to lots of young gays who watch the show. You made all of us look better, feel smarter and know we have skills. I am not sure if you won more Immunities more than any other gay male to be on the show but it sure felt like it. Your morals may have cost you the million because I think you would have beat Danni in the final 2 but like you said...a million can't buy yourself respect or sleep at night. Danni I think should have a few sleepless nights headed her way.

-My Favorite Survivor Eva' Award-
Bobby Jon, Bobby Jon, Bobby Jon...how much do I love you? Personally and as a fan. When all 20 of us in Palau rowed our boat a shore telling each our names I will never forget looking back when you started talking (you were sitting right behind me). My first impression of you then is the same as it is now...what a great guy. When we hit the shore and we both started working (same work ethic) I turned to you on the beach and took myself out of the game for a second... I told you, " I am gonna be your biggest fan when all this is over."
I was right.

-Best Survivor Period Award-
Stephenie. We both wear out emotions on our sleeves so I knew I would be brutally honest in these blogs just like you were on the show. I can never pretend to imagine to know how it feels to be you. From fan favorite, to the not so fan favorite and back again. I had not been cheering for you this whole season but what a difference a episode can make. Your heart bled through my TV in the last final 3 challenge. I realized then, is Steph the best player of Survivor ever like Jeff said at the beginning of this season or just a fan favorite? Neither. Steph has the MOST heart of any player I have ever seen. You are so passionate about how you feel it has made some of your choices seem cold but I think you just can't help but FEEL. That fact added to you doing back to back shows your emotions were raw and I loved every minute of it. Watching everyone on your season bow to your greatness the whole season to only make you pay for it in the end was hard to watch. Suddenly you became Steph my friend again and not just someone I was watching on TV. Funny that I was cheering for you until the game started and then I cheered for you the second the game stopped. But I feel that is because you started and left the game two different people.

You will never be the same and neither will our friendship. But we are all lucky, all of us. From the bloggers to the 18 of you new contestants. It isn't always easy after the show is over, but either was the show and either is life.

Nothing in life comes free but I take my hat off to all of you and I can't wait to watch Exile Island with all of you...playing phone tag and laughing at what the new crew is going through.

Welcome to all that is Survivor.

p.s.

-Thank God You Didn't Leave Award-
Jeff Probst please don't scare me like that again.

-Biggest Bitch Of The Blog Award-
That would be me...thanks everyone for taking it all in stride.

-Best Challenge Award-
The Bird Maze was stunningly beautiful and amazing to watch.

-Made Me Jealous Award-
I thought Bobby Jon and Steph coming back was bad enough...the preview for Exile Island got me all green...here is to hoping that Survivor can live up to that hype.

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Looks like the admins have confirmed that this is Jamie:

http://p085.ezboard.com/bsurvivorsuc...Jamie%20Newton

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http://p085.ezboard.com/fsurvivorsuc...t=193&stop=223

Eighteen people in the Guatemala cast and we get Jamie?!

This is what happens when you assholes make cool people like Coby boardicide, dumbfucks.

Now we're stuck with a hybrid of Bobby Jon and Judd with the worst qualities of both and the best qualities of neither (although I'm not sure Judd has any good qualities).

ETA: And if that wasn't a Sucks welcome, I don't know what would be.

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http://p085.ezboard.com/fsurvivorsuc...ID=45193.topic

Yet another topic about Coby's manifesto

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Is there some sort of proof given when a real survivor registers, or what?

Here's the list:

http://p085.ezboard.com/fsurvivorsuc...ID=45386.topic

Diane -- africandi

John Carroll -- johninomaha

Gabe -- GCade

Tanya -- Tanya

Ghandia -- GDiva

Daniel -- Balance Beam Bobbler

Dave -- BDChones

Deena -- trialdawg

Heidi -- Amazontwigs

Janet -- janetkoth

Jenna M. -- jennaconda

Rob C. -- oh42

Christa -- christaHH

Jon -- JohnnyFairplayHatesYou

Lillian -- BigLill629

Ryan O. -- RYNO

Sandra -- sandra diaz twine

Tijuana -- TMB Wonder Woman

Jenna L. -- Jenna Lewis The Fishbowl

Eliza -- EOrlins

Coby -- CobySucks

Brian Corridan -- Tarnished Platinum

Robb Zbanik -- robby

Jamie -- JAMIE NEWTON

Katie -- 2ndplaceWinner

Matthew von Ertfelda -- Mateo2003

[Parklane64]

This is about some sort of competition, right?